lmfao I'm going through my old tweets and this aged like milk 🤦‍♀️

Fuckkk yeaaaaaaa xitter.cf/canesfootball/status/8…

I will never understand why it's so fucking difficult to just chew with your mouth closed like no one wants to fucking hear you eat good god

If your Facebook Election Day political rant is so long it opens a new window when I click 'continue reading' you're doing it wrong

But like was the sunset awesome in California today? Not sure...

Literally what the fuck is with all the goddamn apple picking

Nothing makes my blood boil more than that god awful Florida state war chant

Dear Snapchat, I don't give a flying fuck about memories....go away

We have to apologize to the dog whenever we sneeze cause he looks like the world is about to end and tbh it's a little ridiculous

"Well I don't know how to Twitter otherwise I would Twitter. Tweet? I would tweet?" #momism #good

98% sure a group of firemen just rang the fire truck bell cause the thought I was cute, and I'm pretty unsure how to take this

Aaron Tveit I love you #GreaseLive

Cheez-Its and chocolate coconut water just cured my hangover. 23 doesn't change anything ladies and gents.

One of the reasons I joined Greek life was the philanthropy & I love St Jude more than anything. Just wish people could see that side of it.

Honestly- I hate what DG did. They can make themselves look like bimbos all they want but making it national means all of UM looks terrible

Dad asked if I'm wearing hot pants. Thank the lord for Project Runway or I'd have no damn idea what he was talking about

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to actual enjoy your job or have fun while at work #countingdownthedays #getmeout

Missin it 🙌🏼 xitter.cf/coiiegecampuses/status…