@radrumtea

we're all crybabies who fight best among ourselves she/they/whatever

Joined January 2021
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The only reason God didn't give me tiddies is because she knew I'd be too powerful
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 18
Beyond fetishizing French protest culture without looking at the reality of it, Americans just love fantasizing about those kinds of uprisings while hating it when it happens here. The reaction to the most recent movements have been a heavy backlash and suppression
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bought a vibrator that can connect to spotify and i just wanted you all to know that i think this is how la dispute was meant to be listened to
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What the fuck is a greep
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The line "home is where I'm feminine" has been burned into my brain since the song first came out and I couldn't be happier that she's choosing to sing it Like That at her show
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Thought I'd simmer down as I got older or something
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How do we think the taste of vampire pee differs from human pee in the iwtv universe? It's gotta be fucking rancid
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New coworker asked me to play "would you rather" and I said sure, but nothing gross. Second question was "would you rather go to a Diddy party or Epstein Island"
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This is the kinda shit my ex would text guys he hooked up with on the DL lmfao
ro 🍂🦇🕸️@lectoversOct 3
straight guys after theyve literally been inside you
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This was so early in our relationship that I was like ok u have the benefit of the doubt that you contracted it before we got together then years later I saw those texts and suddenly 💡 oh!
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AND THEN this man had the nerve to say "but I started using condoms after the syphilis thing" as if that was the issue😭 anyway fuck that guy and his lame texts may he contract syphilis a hundred more times and have to get 300 more penicillin shots in the ass
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syd*@sydsofarSep 30
and yes i am that woke that i dont think any man should be referring to women as cunts or bitches
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Daniel Walters@danielwreporterSep 25
The following, I maintain, is true: 1. Breaking Bad is the best TV show of the 21st Century 2. Better Call Saul is not the best TV show of the 21st Century. BUT 3. Better Call Saul is better than Breaking Bad.
Miguel Araiza
@miguelaraizacSep 25
The New York Times ha finalizado su lista de las mejores series del siglo. Breaking Bad tomó el primer puesto.
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milk drinker 3.0 ☦️@milkisgood4you_Sep 24
I need to blow off some steam and by steam i mean my head
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3 hour make out session might fix me
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Had a slice of cheesecake instead and that seemed to do the trick
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Soup@soupintheringSep 23
Once I get out of this severe hole of depression I’ve been digging myself into for years it’s over for you hoes
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Doctor No@_DoctorNo_Sep 22
You'd think my titties alcoholic the way there's an AA meeting at my chest
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Michael 🪬✨@michaelalvarez_Sep 21
We could’ve avoided all of this if the media had muted his ass back in 2015 instead of providing wall to wall coverage of every word that came out of his mouth
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