I sell equipment for squash, badminton and tennis. Racket restringing is all done in the shop, I’ll even do it while you wait (https://xitter.cf/t.co/djBlN0zGT9)

Reading, UK
Joined March 2009
Customer just paid with his ring! that's a first. #notThatOne
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Who's ready to bring some regal flair to their racket? Introducing my custom coronation stencil - add a crown to your tennis, squash, or badminton racket for only £30 extra! Stand out on the court with this majestic touch. #DoingMyBitForTheCoronation
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Smelly grip warning. I should charge extra for working in a hazardous fug.
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***Got a tournament tomorrow klaxon *** It's always tomorrow! #YourLackOfPlanningIsNotAnEmergency
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When a restring customer comes in to collect 30 seconds after I have finished his bats. **Chef kiss** #justInTimeProduction
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Wow, don't think they put much actual graphite in this one! (strung at 20lbs)
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**Need it for a tournament tomorrow ** klaxon
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Need to get one of these signs 8)
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I've squashed my muffin. (this is not a metaphor) gutted.
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Blocking a cold callers number...... I feel so alive!
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I need a new phrase to say while waiting for card transactions to go through. I think I'm over using "the wheels of industry are turning slowly". Suggestions welcome.
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First time stringing one of these bad boys! #sweetSpotTrainer
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Well that was a fun hour of banking online help telling me to turn it off, turn it on again. Then just giving up and saying they will raise a complaint. Great.
Thanks to Yr 12 Alevel Pe students Hal and Adam who brought their course to life as they considered methods of inclusion in sport. Use of blind folds, sighted guide pair work and a football with a bell for Yr 7 Games proved to be successful, thought provoking and well received.
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Classic. They were told by stringer that this was done to give extra power.
Bugger. Given me a few years good service and has put up with all the sweary bumper strip installs.
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First haggler of the day swatted away...... now back to the stringing mountain.
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Melted biscuit incident has opened my eyes to a new way to eat chocolate digestives
Not seen this pattern before, one for the gallery