Just left my sunglasses on the roof of my car which I then folded down and crushed them with. I am first world problems.

The audacity to think nothing of regularly tipping up to everything 20-30 minutes late, sipping a Starbucks, yet lose my mind when it’s 3 minutes later than a tradesman said they’d arrive at my house… 🙋🏼‍♀️

I have nothing negative to say about the advert this year. Lovely job.

Impulse booked a holiday. Going on Monday. Kindle needs loading for a week of laying in the sun reading. Hit me up with recommendations please. Will read 1-2 books a day 🤓

I realised the extent of my first world problems when I today went to the garage storage to get a tin of kidney beans to make chilli, but apparently all I could find was two tins of lobster bisque. Then I remembered I do still live within the boundary of Gloucester.

Please share, my #fundraising connections.

I can solve a Heardle in 1, Wordle in 2, Quordle in 7, but can I figure out how to create a @marksandspencer meal deal correctly that doesn’t end up costing a million pounds when I get to the till? No.

Am I an official nerd yet? Quordle 88 4️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣

At a loose end tomorrow? Come see me and the buxom barmaids at this…😂

Best voicemail to receive today… “I’ve got you a 4-day pass to #CheltenhamFestival” 🙌🏼🎉🐎

This is a joke, right?

If you need me I’ll be at Gloucester Quays in August 💪🏼😍💪🏼

I feel like I’ve just won the most horrific game of chicken I’ve ever played. See you Sunday, France 🇫🇷

I win Christmas. This is what everyone is getting.

About 5 and a half minutes into the Adele album everyone is bleating on about but I just don’t get it. Am I missing something? Can I switch it off now, and say ‘I tried’?

It’s a bit rant-y but it’s a decent couple of minutes read…

OH MY GOD. Finally, my years of university study are being put to use. I’m putting together a talk for a networking event I’m speaking at, and I am - wait for it - actually going to reference Maslow’s Heirachy of Needs 😂

Ahmed casually smashing #Countdown day on day, still looking like he doesn’t even want to be there.

Peaked at episode 6. Went rapidly downhill in the last 20 mins of ep 9. I have so many questions.