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Colorado, USA
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introduced my dad to Noah Kahan and now he tells me when he hears about Noah in the news🥹
for instance, he just said “Rach I heard on the radio that your guy, Noah…Kahan? got up on stage with….?” I said “Hayley Williams?” and he said “I think she’s the Paramore lead singer”
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today I saw someone wearing a sleep mask over her mouth instead of a normal mask, and while i’m impressed at the creativity, i’m mostly confused cuz she was carrying a $650 MCM bag...but chose to skimp out on a mask 🤔
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like this if your dad is watching the Super Bowl and made a joke about “The Weekday” performing at half-time
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when my brother asks my dog to do a trick and my dog does it, my brother just puts out his hand so my dog can lick it...
no treat or anything, just provides a lick of his hand as the reward
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the people that live in my apartment complex are mostly older adults & families with young kids, but this email from management makes it sound like a frat house😂 the passive-aggressive last paragraph is *chefs kiss*
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to entertain myself during quarantine, I look up pets for adoption & send my brother the ones with the funniest names.
so far we have:
Princess Noodle Tophat
Fire Truck
Mushroom
Tiny Bubbles
Cornedbeef
Crumb
Tapioca
Shrimp
Oprah
Razor
Princess Jellybean
String Bean
Bratwurst
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