@rachelbsmith

parallel parking queen 🚙 looks good in hats 🕵🏻‍♀️

 Orange County, CA
Joined October 2010
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shaggy
@shaggysurvivesOct 16
Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
Complex
@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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mike
@mikeswartz_Oct 14
Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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“I love a hedgehog but there is a time and a place for them” is unfortunatley instant canon
Rebecca Paul MP
@Rebecca_SPaulOct 8
I love a hedgehog but there is a time and a place for them. We are not nursery children - please can we have inspirational people from the past who have contributed to our country back on our bank notes please @bankofengland. Let’s be proud of our history and recognise it on our legal tender.
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chlora septic@chlo58242Oct 2
cannot get “a TEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeennn????” out of my mind
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Pope Crave
@ClubConcraveOct 2
"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope
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james@gameboymysterySep 27
didn't know i killed people during my visit to urgent care
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Dr. Mia Brett@QueenMab87Sep 27
When I wrote for Teen Vogue their fact checker had me providing 100 year old primary sources from archives
Katelyn Burns@transscribeSep 27
Non-ball knowers will never understand that the Teen Vogue fact check process was more extensive than the New York Times. Shit was no joke, their lawyers were ruthless with your copy.
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soup🕷️@thrluvSep 19
no, i don’t need ai assistance on every fucking app 🫩 please leave me alone
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I think actually you should start asking what your country can do for you
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.@wellyesbloodSep 15
everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these
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you’re just blatantly not me nan
犬かわいがり屋さん@BEN_chama_KJul 18
カーチャンがありものの毛糸でこさえたヘッドドレスが完成 戸惑いの顔を見せるも適応完了
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Des@dandysm0ttAug 28
Just reset the WiFi
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enemycharlie
@enemycharlieAug 18
Upton Sinclair's The Jungle was not an exaggeration. This is what happens when we privatize and deregulate.
CBS News
@CBSNewsAug 18
Five flavors of Outshine Fruit Bars have been recalled because they may contain glass, according to parent company Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream. cbsn.ws/4qqnoaM

Outshine Fruit Bars recalled nationwide over possible glass contamination, company says

Five flavors of Outshine Fruit Bars sold nationwide were recalled because they may include glass, Dreyer's Grand Ice Cream said.

cbsnews.com
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550am@josh550amAug 17
The way all beaches are lowkey the beaches that make you old. UV exposure.
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micah !@bucketszn__Aug 12
I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes
Breakfast in Monaco🌹@__WavveAug 11
“Dude” has always been gender neutral btw
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peek = 🫣 peak = 🗻 pique = 👀
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mimimimi@munichg1rlAug 10
i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon
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sf is a walkable city and i will die on this hill
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roxy demento@falseroxyJul 26
girl, the jungle
jezz
@JezziiBJul 25
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations
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There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.
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