Already missing my life at sea

@SoCalHorn hey that looks like my waffles!

making my way to the metroplex. Big Tex, hold on to your hat!

@SoCalHorn would that I could, but have never met this guy and you'd have to go with him. I have now turned down Dodger playoff tix twice.

I can't go for that

One year older, one year wiser? Thanks for all the warm wishes!

Just saw Ron Jeremy at the David cross show. Yessssss

@SoCalHorn yeah but it didn't work :(. Where are you btw? I haven't seen you in forever.

Someone tp'd the 10 at centinela

Strawberry Instant Breakfast not nearly as good as the chocolate. I keep hoping it will taste like strawberry cake batter. It doesn't.

good idea: 2 wasabi peas at a time; bad idea: 6 wasabi peas at a time

@SoCalHorn oh no! I'm sorry you're all sick!

I totally fit in with all the old people at the ENT's office as I took a 20 minute nap in the lobby

GI Joe is the funniest movie I've seen this year

2 great businesses I just passed: best little doorhouse in town and froplay. Clever!

@socalhorn @neeshy Jess and I are taking the red cups and rufies idea waayyy too far

Someone asked me today if I got a perm. That is somewhere between awesome and frightening.

Headed to Hollywood to endure some weird short films at the cemetery with Wes. Can't forget the wine!

@SoCalHorn sorry bud, industry thing. Friday is still on, but I heard your lovely wife will not be joining us.

Okay day, here I come. Get ready.