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breaking the fourth wall by tweeting into the void instead of looking at the camera

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Joined June 2017
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Losing my prime years by staying anon instead of posting my face
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The reason communism never dies is because envy never dies, and communism is little more than the politics of resentment - it is the desire to take from others and give to yourself, because you believe they have too much when you don’t have enough. It is really this simple.
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got a leg room upgrade and now I'm resisting the urge to let my intrusive thoughts win
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My problem with Twitter commies is simple: they can’t build a damn thing, yet spend every waking hour shitting on those who do. It’s suffocating watching them preach from the high horse of having built absolutely nothing.
Commies have a problem with Temple too?
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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atp kunal kamra is triggered by the word "temple"
Here’s a breakdown of nobody discussing anything important about a scientific revelation by a tech bro… Point no 1 - We will not prove ourselves right, please use your time & recourses to prove us wrong. Anyway we will not accept when proved wrong. Point no 2 - Give me Bharat Ratna & Nobel Prize as I’ve put 2/3 of my money behind my idea. Who even does that? Point no 3 - I’ll buy science if needed. I’ve money. Lots of money. 4. Our Employees are in on the Pyramid Scheme. Just like the guys who work at a scam call center are in on the scam. 5. If others can take 10 to 12years then we will at-least take 8 t0 10 years until then SHUT UP. 6. We have “our science”. Our science will find our claims to be correct. 7. I’m confident so that’s a great start for me & that is all that matters. 8. We will share more feature & call them ground breaking with our fraudcasters & other paid PR. PS - I haven’t responded to any scientific or medical concerns but FU I’m RICH & very confident.
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i lose interest easily in men, the first sign and i’m out my time is precious and i don’t like wasting it on losers
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the hair is at that perfect length where people have started complimenting my haircut just to have an excuse to talk to me
there is NO WAY my dad's genes fought this hard just for me to still look good in my worst haircut
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Socialised so much now I'm in the Elite circles of exclusive afterparty at a new city
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Went to a bar alone in a new city, Befriended a bunch of strangers and now I'm sitting here absolutely drunk, reading their birth charts. They seem fascinated by how much I know about them. I'm fascinated that this is how my evening is going.
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you can always recognise an elder daughter by how uncomfortable she gets when someone else pays for her
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nodthini
is there a word between yes and no
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arrived at a new destination completely sleep deprived, got invited to 3 different parties, turned all of them down because I have a seminar in the morning </3
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kaju hater, khajur lover
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my top & only yardstick of friendship & keeping people in my life is going to be if you end up doing what you say you will
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learnt the hard way to never be a cheapskate because money follows my brother
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I have this eerie feeling that I'll eventually have to take online sanyaas because every career update is going to attract the tax department
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Asked an oomf I've barely spoken to in all these years if he'd meet me when I'm in his city. Now we wait
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eating crabs for the protein and the jawline
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you don't need a halloween costume, just be honest, straightforward and watch people run away
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