@qweefasaurus

Certified NASA Genius

Joined May 2020
I am an agent of chaos I take the wheelchair accessible bathroom every time it is available no one can stop me
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So I know you understand zero ball but pre snap you can clearly see there is a possibility of an overload blitz. Its then the QBs job change the protection so the RB stays in to block the overload. Not a single missed assignment on this play just Herbert being a dumbass
I don’t even know what to say about this blocking. Fully understand Herbert’s disappointment.
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Every play you thought was out of Wing-T was out of Flexbone these boomers don't even know their own antiquated offenses. Nerf house prices into the dirt.
Northwestern is running the Wing-T so well I can practically taste the square pizza. My girlfriend is wearing my away jersey. The pep rally got me out of algebra. Playstation hooked up to the tv on a cart in the locker room. We might go to state.
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Sometimes I wish I was white so I could have deceptive speed
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Replying to @shishujenn
False the alpha drives 100% of the trip and insists they’re “good” every time the passenger offers to take over
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Would you rather be a moron with an 8 inch dick or a genius with a 2 inch dick?
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The greatest Indian scam was inventing Kumon to make y'all think they're not retarded
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Playing online chess has moved me from having no opinion on Indonesians to regarding them as amongst the most dishonourable people on earth
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We were calling him the Make-a-Wish QB and he wasn't 6-4 with speed, size and a cannon
Michigan fans ain’t even have this much heat for Davis Warren. No one called him dumb or said he couldn’t read a defense and questioned his mental capacity. A lot of this Bryce Underwood shit is rooted in something else, and I’ll leave it at that lmao.
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Europeans are so stupid they let a 10 year old who only knows how to make your wand fly away beat them. Just go put hands on that lil mfka
the books never pretend Harry is a magical prodigy,and that’s kind of the entire point. Harry’s strength was never academic brilliance or a wide spell repertoire. Hermione is repeatedly shown as the best student in their year, the one who actually understands the theory and keeps the plans from falling apart. Ron brings the pure-blood knowledge and the loyalty that doesn’t quit. Harry’s role is different: he has the instinct, the courage to act when everyone else freezes, and a very specific talent for Defence Against the Dark Arts that even the text acknowledges. he doesn’t “spam” Expelliarmus because he’s limited,he chooses it. the books make it clear that Harry prefers to disarm rather than kill, and that choice becomes his signature for a reason. the “trust-fund jock” reading flattens what the story is actually doing. Harry inherits money he never asked for, yes, but he also inherits a war, a target on his back, and a piece of Voldemort’s soul. the fact that he ends up as an Auror isn’t framed as selling out to a corrupt Ministry, it’s framed as him deciding to fix the thing that tried to destroy him. the text lets Harry be average at school, emotionally messy, and still the one who walks into the forest. that combination is deliberate, not an accident Rowling failed to notice.
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People in Michigan care about football but the Jews have turned the student body into entirely Asians and coastal elites who do not give a flying fuck. Tamest crowd of 110k you can imagine.
this is my vibes-based analysis of why this is wrong
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I know you don't have 2 brain cells to rub together as an MLS fan but "poor vs belgium" is hardly an excuse when that's the only competent team the US played.
World Cup Review #USMNT - A Robinson: B-, moments of flash but lacked end product & a few defensive miscues - Ream: C+, poor vs Belgium but kept up against everyone else & passing is class - Richards: B, poor vs Belgium but always steady presence - Freeman: A-, can’t ask more
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I can smell a sperry wearing motherfucker a mile away
Stoners in USA is this right? 1 gram is a dub = $20.00 3.5 grams is an 8th = $45.00-$50.00 7 grams is a quarter = $100.00 14 grams is half an ounce = $200.00 28 grams is a full ounce = $250.00-$300.00
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People use poor technique with shower beers. You get in a hot shower, wait 2 minutes, and crush a cold one in 4 gulps maximum. anything besides that you're drinking shower water and warm beer like a wet nincompoop
I think it’s time we start a dialogue about shower beers being the most overrated beer in the game right now
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Jews are clearly inbred if you believe their population statistics...it's between a rock and a hard place but if you care about being accurate you have to pick one or the other.
🚨 The University of Michigan fleeced taxpayers for $1.17 BILLION in federal funding last year. President Dominico Grasso’s salary is $1.3 million with perks that would make you vomit. His university is hosting Hasan Piker. He’ll be speaking to students on your dime. Piker has justified Hamas terrorism, labels Jews as “inbreeds,” calls for revolutionary violence, and states that America “deserved 9/11.” He’s just returned from Cuba where he promoted the communist regime. This is the garbage American taxpayers are forced to fund at U of M. @EDSecMcMahon HT @LauraLoomer
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The european mind cannot possibly grasp basic NFL combine testing
This is an insane take, because pulisic is 5’10” (178 cm) and can dunk a basketball (vid in next tweet), which requires a 30-35 inch (75-90 cm) vertical jump— the *low end* of which is something that less than 1% of the general population, and approximately 5% of professional athletes can do. It is squarely in the average range (28-32 inches) for even *NBA* players He registered a top speed of approximately 21mph (35 kph)— the same as Lamar Jackson and Russell Westbrook— who are considered one of the fastest QB’s in NFL history and one of the fastest players in NBA history, respectively. That speed is, essentially, a high end for explosive runs in endurance-oriented sports. There’s no professional footballer who can be considered an “average” athlete— the same for NFL and NBA players. These guys get millions for being freaks. And they are all, legitimately, freaks.
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Tyler Herro whenever I put money on him
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Misogynist? Is there a Mr. Ogynist I can talk to?
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Tell me ur not a cool dude without telling me ur not a cool dude
the concept of being a regular at a bar is so foreign to me. where do you get the money
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Pickup basketball is 100x better when the game is played on a clock instead of to a score
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