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"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sydney J. Harris tqpage.com/41582
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." - Jimmy Demaret tqpage.com/27626
"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows." - Jewish Proverb tqpage.com/587
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true." - Dorothy Parker tqpage.com/617
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Sir Winston Churchill tqpage.com/26984
"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing." - Oscar Wilde tqpage.com/26940
"To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture." - Anatole France tqpage.com/14532
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." - Unknown tqpage.com/239
"In this business you either sink or swim or you don't." - David Smith tqpage.com/610
"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." - Arthur C. Clarke tqpage.com/778
"It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear." - Dick Cavett tqpage.com/636
"Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there." - Clare Booth Luce tqpage.com/23677
"We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident." - Vincent Canby tqpage.com/619
"Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy." - Ambrose Bierce tqpage.com/23734
"I have often depended on the blindness of strangers." - Adrienne E. Gusoff tqpage.com/1051
"To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man." - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. tqpage.com/29734
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski tqpage.com/26010
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward tqpage.com/23528
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski tqpage.com/26010
"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport." - George Winters tqpage.com/344