‘Everything can change at any moment, suddenly and forever.’ - Paul Auster – at Ashton-under-Lyne, England

I remember going to United away (not my thing now) in 2001 and someone used the N word and one of the lads he was with cleaned him out without hesitation. Not acceptable.

Imagine taking your undies off half-cut and having to do 20 press-ups.

I consider myself somewhat of a chicken shop connoisseur. Nobody and I mean nobody can touch the spicy wings at Georgia in Oldham (£4.40 for 9) that sauce is smack.

I’ve met loads of people irl from twitter and they’ve all been AMAZING (people you wish you had known all along) and only one has made me want to hate human beings. Looking at you, yeah.

Who ARE the Conservatives we live amongst? I don’t seem to know any whatsoever?

Well, @RealBobMortimer should be knighted for services to serenity. (then refuse obvs).

The in-ear headphones I’m using on my phone now were over £800 (disgusting, I know - I didn’t buy them) I’ve had them many years and fuck me, it’s taken me losing an airpod to realise what I forgot I had all along. Wow.

This is my card to @idlewildgirl this year. You’ll never change my mind.

EVERYTHING.

Just done 7K and this is the thanks I get for ‘overtraining’ - FU. #pub

These fuckers need rubbing out. theguardian.com/politics/202…

Brisk but lovely morning run to a misty MediaCity™️ just now.

We’re in Urmston. BUT WILL IT KICK OFF?