he/him | adam | vibeless but trying

Ottawa
Joined February 2010
Would you rather have a crush on your friend or get shot in the forehead 600 times
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i’m all nervous no system
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I hope whoever stole my Amazom package was also planning on being Jagmeet Singh minutes after yesterdays release
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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I gotchu
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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today is break no contact day
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It might be the gummies talking, but this slaps.
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Polymarket is taking bets on whether the seven Cornell students accused of raping a student will receive a felony sex crime charge. Among the athletes endorsing Polymarket: LeBron James, Derek Jeter, Eli Manning, Sue Bird, Reggie Bush and Richard Sherman.
Polymarket and its athlete endorsers are under fire for a market on whether any of the seven male defendants accused of raping a Cornell student will get a felony sex crime charge. There was $451K in volume, with traders placing a 28% chance on the market resolving to “yes."

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don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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how it feels to cook a yummy meal as a boy #Male
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cornbread Bitch
@wobblymamiOct 19
Freaky ass Chinese restaurant
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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fucked up in the crib sippin mr. pig
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first rule of fight club: I love you
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if i were an NFL ref i would throw a flag on every play for too many men on the field. need more women out there
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Today is maybe lowkey message your long distance nothinguationship that youre in no-contact with day
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the type of text you get when you’re actively being ghosted
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