annoying (she/they)

Oslo, Norway
Joined March 2009
Replying to @queerypie
i am: not a cop to these people βœ… dulcie ❌ a wife ❌ a friend βœ… an alto in the choir βœ…
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anyway, paradise was great. deeply depressing and very silly at times (i’m looking at you, denver airport), but great
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her being noticeably skinnier in season two i hate it
started watching paradise and i did NOT know that sarah shahi was in this uwu
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deeply funny that they made the bunker designer be german in season 1 and in season two they were like nvm we’re gonna let you be swedish
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THE VW ID 4 PRODUCT PLACEMENT 😭
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aggressively hot butch just walked into the tyre changing place
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can u be butch and not change your own tyres discuss
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Just landed in Norway, another country where I cannot watch the new Nathan Fielder movie
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started watching paradise and i did NOT know that sarah shahi was in this uwu
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the way they keep saying β€œmel born”
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i kept being like hmm who is this guy he looks familiar and it's fucken HARRY HOOK from the descendants
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thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting
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side profile of the millennium
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jackson lamb feeling bonita and girly pop here βœ¨πŸ’…
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Cole Escola arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala.
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got to the party and one of my friends was gnawing on a head of lettuce because of a β€œdiet” they were put on by β€œa therapist” and i mostly spent the evening chanting EAT REAL FOOD EAT REAL FOOD in their face
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i need to admit that i didn't know that andy burnham was the prime minister i thought you guys were just considering it
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