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Elliott, 30s, he/him 🪬 formula one (???), vampires, will graham, freud, and poetic cinema 🔞

NYC
Joined January 2021
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imagine if you had an analyst and your analyst had blorbos. that's psychoanalysis
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ao3 shut down got me feeling like ldpdl with his floating bookshelves that’s only armand can reach
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lowkey should've trimmed my hair and gotten a hot gf to be the elizabeth holmes to my nathan fielder for halloween this year. like idk man close enough
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what's the point of having grey hair in your late 30s-early 40s if you're not going to capitalize on it in some way
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people always talking abt how they watched shit on youtube in middle school....girl where I come from (nation of born in the 1980s) we didn't have youtube till high school. soon I fear we will have watching youtube from birth on here
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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We're joined by Elizabeth Cotton (@SurvivingWk), author of "UberTherapy," and Linda Michaels of @PsiANorg for a conversation about platform capitalism, psychotherapy, datafication, safety, solidarity, and so much more! patreon.com/OrdinaryUnhappin…
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great news everyone. go my f1 drivers as schools of psychoanalytic thought tierlist
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I don't fully stand behind any of these bc I'm exhausted ask me again tomorrow 💜
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Dracula’s realtor is the kind of thing you’d think is a joke, maybe an SNL sketch. But actually it’s just the real premise of Dracula
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514 year old vampire and his only child #iwtv #DEVILSMINION
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Exciting news: my dear friend @hamrahrama and I are teaming up to teach a two-day writing class in Brooklyn (and on zoom) and it’s kind of a bargain!
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why is he giving homo sapiens sapiens
This dude got no aura at all
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realizes a full week after that I could've made a later homo joke......
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and I will absolutely be doing this 🫡
They're calling it the greatest double feature of all time
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in 2016 this would've been a benedict cumberbatch joke and thats how I know we're losing recipes
didn't know "Bandicoot" was a real animal. thought the beautiful boys at Sony just made it up
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is this too specific or is everyone else also seeing my vision
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me every time I encounter this
always funny when people say “when i was in high school during covid” because covid of course was when you taught zoom college in your early 30s
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2021 was literally when I taught zoom college in my early 30s 😭
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my anne carson story is one time i was having a big cry at the park outside work and she walked by with an iced coffee and i thought oh god i’ve just cried in front of anne carson
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