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Miami, FL
Joined October 2017
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
That’s the most romantic fucking thing ever
Went on a date with a designer. This man guessed my measurements, made me a beautiful dress and gifted it to me to wear on our second date.
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
When we met, my boyfriend (now my husband) switched his annual leave to my birthday month so he could always be off work to plan whatever I want for my birthday. Some gestures simply cannot be taught.
doğum günüm için benden daha çok heyecanlanacak herifleee
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Nonchalant men will begin to vomit glass by 9:30pm today.
i wrote my gf a love letter and turned it into a keychain so she could wear it 🎀
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
oh to be loved to the point of invention
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
I wholeheartedly believe in this shame. If you can save me from an evil man, I’ll love you forever.
PLEASE come to me as a woman. i promise i won’t be rude and i WILL leave him. 😭
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
So apparently you’re my target audience…🥹
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Just finished the first season on From.. show is 🔥🔥 I’m hooked
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Bro really willing to risk it all for you
bro is NOT getting my number😭🙏🏽
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
hopefully "FROM"
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Happy FROM day to those who celebrate.
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
to be loved is to be seen to be loved is to be known to be loved is to be considered
The groom surprised his bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 💍❤️
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
and what cheap m*n don’t understand is it doesn’t matter if you technically should or shouldn’t pay for things, this??? this is sexy as fuck.
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Oh-
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Jesus thank you I knew I could trust my monkey related prayers to be answered.
JUST IN: Punch the monkey now has his own “body guard” who follows him around for protection.
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
this or nothing
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Finding out the reason Morticia cut her rose petals and left just the stem was because Gomez is allergic to roses, yet he still made her that gigantic conservatory. They NEVER EVER played about each other.
You want to talk about freak4freak.
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Monstera Mami🌿🪴 retweeted
Real lovers are up like mad
Replying to @Steadi_lady
He designed it & had it created, my own ethically sourced diamond ring.. my baby, my man.🥹❤️
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