Mr Spigot

Any question automatically implies the existence of a questioner.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

"Don't fall in love; rise with it."- Amit Abraham

Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.

I like the sound of you not talking.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

From the movie Out to Sea Action will remove the doubts that theory cannot solve.

Bulgarian Proverb The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.

Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.

Sidney Howard If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.

We react to another's actions like they had any choice in the matter. Did YOU have any choice in the matter?

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

Anonymous It is never too late to be what you might have been.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.

When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.