If the @steelers make it into the playoffs, I’ll buy a low mileage, 1997–1999, 5 speed Chevy Cavalier for anyone who retweets this.

If Bo Nix combined his first name and last name into a new first name, he would still be Bo Nix.

YOU LIKE THAT.

Case Keenum: [15 audibles] Bears: [draw play] Case Keenum: [27 audibles] Bears: [draw play]

So are we ever getting our ai.com username/handles - or was that a big scam?

I miss 2021 #FantasyFootball Twitter. That was peak, y’all. 🫡

Allar > Howard > Rodgers > Jerry from Sheetz > Rudolph

Raiders fans yelling “we’re number one” at the draft probably isn’t the flex they think it is. 😂

The surest way to farm engagement right now is to hate on Crimson Desert. The game is a masterpiece. If you hate it, you hate fun and hate good games, and probably hate Jesus and freedom.

I’m 13 hours into Crimson Desert and barely know what’s going on - and I love it.

😂 @JasonMcCourty @devinmccourty

Find anybody happier tonight than Chris Boswell. I dare you.

Imagine being a Chiefs fan right now 😂

If you guys only knew…

😂 The look of pure regret on the face of @bertkreischer for doing this @CBS New Year special. Every technical issue imaginable. No chemistry with Hardy. Just pure awkwardness.

WTFalcons

I hope DK Metcalf gets stuck in the middle seat of a 6 hour flight between 2 people trying to out virtue signal each other over not using AI and not eating meat. 😒

Interesting Fact: If the @Steelers were playing the @Colts today, the age of the 2 QBs combined would be 137. 🤯

You guys are all really smart, and I wouldn’t presume to tell you your business, but I think you’re doing it wrong if you don’t have Adam Thielen in all of your lineups today.

The fake tush push is my new favorite play in the #NFL.

Waiter: How rare do you want that steak? Me: