@qualityslop
Joined November 2022
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Crap I pooed my pants. PLEASE DON'T RT!!!
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whizwang
@whizwang
Sep 8
i’m at mcdonalds in italy. do you want me to get you a stick of parmesan as a snack
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THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god JOE: wow. wow THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back JOE: oh thank god. thank god
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I don't really care if people use AI but I do think it's funny she was using AI for finding a hex color code instead of just looking up a website that could do it
Taylor Lorenz
@TaylorLorenz
Apr 2
Leftists cancelling me for using Claude code and cooking based off the Google AI recipe suggestions… I see why that political movement has absolutely zero power. 🫠
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AI companies deciding what logo to use:
💛 𝙢 𝙖 𝙪 𝙙 𝙚 :3🍉✏️🐀@Maudeofmany
Mar 6
which ones dingus and which ones fucknut
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Source tells me ronaldo is stable Please god
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My for you page has met me at a very Portuguese time in my life
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Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.
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If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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Every 5th post in my feed is someone making engagement bait for someone else to fall for. And it works because quote retweets are boosted in the algorithm (thanks Elon). Isn't this such a great use of our time?
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Don't let this clash Royale update distract you from the fact that they silently removed 2v2
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Be skeptical of any analysis in which the least powerful people are the most responsible for your problems
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When your entire community hates you for being way too greedy so you decide to sell out for Saudi money.
GeoGuessr
@geoguessr
15 May 2025
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: We're heading to the Esports World Cup 2025! As part of the @EWC_EN Festival, this is a massive step for us. Let’s show the world what we’ve got. We will be hosting a Last Chance Wildcard Tournament live in Riyadh, a final shot at the 2025 World Finals in Copenhagen!
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Lazy ass connections from nyt today
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Ninja
@Ninja
15 Feb 2020
Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe, mama says it’s my fault, it’s my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve.
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Replying to @G00NL0RD
@G00NL0RD I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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