are those my feet?

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Joined May 2011
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The Irish Blood Transfusion Service is today urgently seeking immediate RhD Negative blood donations to address a shortage. dublinpeople.com/news/dublin…
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You look like a Shetland pony that’s joined the SS
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Watching that airport customs show “stop search seize “ and it’s the episode with the pair of eejits coming back from Australia and getting pulled cos the dog smelt hash off their bags…. The absolute state of em getting lippy with the officers 😆😆 pair of saps
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The moooooowna Lisa
i will break my silence eventually.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.
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Timmy’s account is wholesome as fuck!!!
I never know who I'm going to meet when I'm out on my bike. On a wet day in Portadown, county Armagh, I stopped to put on my wet weather gear when a van pulled up with a young man and his dad. What followed was brilliant Keep er lit!
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BREAKING: Man City have been found guilty on all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. As a result, Everton have been deducted 10 points.
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Replying to @the_prodigy
Happy heavenly birthday to a legend. Always missed .
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Yes. She looks like she is in business attire as though she worked outside the home all day. Stay-at-home moms don't dress like that. She's heavily pregnant way too soon for her body to have at all recovered from the baby she's holding, who should ideally be breastfeeding instead of drinking the bottle. The pregnancy probably made her milk dry up temporarily as it produces colostrum for the new baby. She's holding baby too close to the stove, who could lurch forward, as babies do. And it looks like her lazy piece of shit husband, who is checked out on a screen and who can't even engage with the older kids for 20 minutes while mom prepares dinner for the family, shaves his legs and arms like the pussy he is. Also, the rug is too small for the room.
Is there anything wrong with this picture?
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Put one of those blu-loo tablets into the cistern of the downstairs Jax yesterday and now it looks like tinky winky has a UTI
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Why are these auld lads like this? Like you could JFK half these mfers just by coming up behind them with an empty crisp bag…..
Another young female protester receiving brutal treatment for heckling at the Reform conference. Look at the guy take a swipe at her with his crutch. Nigel Farage actually encouraged this from the stage, he’s completely unfit for public office.
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I wish this wasn’t accurate
might actually be my favourite tweet ever
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bigbrownduck retweeted
Today is a beautiful day to be YOU! 💙
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Reeling in the years 😃
AMERICA HAS GAME OF THRONES 🇺🇸 KOREA HAS SQUID GAMES 🇰🇷 SPAIN HAS MONEY HEIST 🇪🇸 YOUR COUNTRY HAS?? 🤔
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My rich uncle died recently. Hospital thought I was devastated, spent hours with the body. Now I *was* upset, but really I was in there using his dead finger to unlock his phone & get all his passwords. Regret nothing, has made probate nightmare so easy.
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Having opinions is nice even if they are absolute garbage. The B52s are fucking class (except for that flintstones song they did) end of.
I don’t understand what anyone sees in this band. They are a joke. They suck. This is garbage. Nothing about them is good. They’re not cult classic material. They’re not avant garde. They’re not art rock. They’re fucking silly. Never been cool.
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