Ted Chase

Debate about ‘What is indie-rock?’ over a Pitchfork list - AND about whether PR people should send follow-up emails - is basically a Portlandia sketch, and I am here for it. We are so back, America

Democrats really dodged a bullet with Haley Steven’s - she could have been their new version of that Arizona senator whose name I have thankfully forgotten

It’s time for sangria law, enforced by gazpacho police

Twitter hasn’t been this fun since he let that sink in

I hope his aides put up plastic sheeting inside the White House like the do in the locker room of the World Series-winning team for all the ketchup bottles that are going to be thrown in anger

When I was a kid, and no one thought they’d ever make a movie of The X-Men, we still debated who should play who - one casting we all agreed on immediately was Patrick Stewart as Prof. X. He was Picard, he was Sejanus, he was one of the greatest actors ever - on stage & off

It’s @weezer gathering at @barclayscenter

It’s @TheShins looking for gluten-free pizza at @barclayscenter on tour with @weezer

It’s @SSPU at @barclayscenter on tour with @Weezer

It’s @THEBETHS at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @GogolBordello party at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s Morrissey at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @SocialD1 at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s Sugar reunion at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @pilofficial among the rioters at @RiotFest #riotfest

Johnny Quest still thinks @LessThanJake are sellouts for playing @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @AngineDPoitrine at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s Suicide Machines at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @riseagainst back at @RiotFest #riotfest

It’s @sexpistols with Frank Carter at @RiotFest #riotfest