I'm a ramshackle man living a ramshackle life, and I kinda like it that way

UT
Joined February 2015
Say what you will, but Utah has its landscape on point. This is looking down Washington Blvd, Ogden UT
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New year, same shit sandwich
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Niche Internet Micro-Nobody retweeted
if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway
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The omnipresent construction feels like psychological torture
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Every ad I see is a waste of money. I'm not buying your shit
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Every streaming service arbitrarily upping their prices is gonna have me quit watching anything at all
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I'm gonna hit so many people with this
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My sword has been shipped! ⚔️🗡️⚔️
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It's the roaring 20s again. We're just roaring in pain
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I like being edged as much as the next guy, but this is cruel
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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how do you text a new friend to hang out without sounding like a democrat asking for money
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I wonder what percentage of my personhood is just muscle memory
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If any of y'all are looking for a deal on George Straight tickets hmu
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So if this isn't Twitter what are we supposed to call our tweets?
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