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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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Always look on the bright side of life! youtu.be/Ep9Vzb6R_58 #montypython #lifeofbrian

Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble. Give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best.

So, there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, 'Go ahead. Be crucified. See if I care.'

The OG Suicide Squad

I'm Brian and so's my wife!

"Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area." "Pharisees separate from Sadducees." "And Swedish separate from Welsh."

A Samaritan??? This is supposed to be a Jewish section!

Welease Bwian!

Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good,straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders,and,if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam..

"This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome!"

PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer? BOB: He's a wobber! CROWD: laughing MAN: And a wapist! CROWD: laughing WOMAN: And a pickpocket! CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!..

Well what about Wodewick then??

WELEASE WOGER

Crucifixion? Ah, no. Freedom. What? Freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. Well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

JUDITH: They've arrested Brian! REG: What? COMMANDOS: What? JUDITH: They've dragged him off! They're going to crucify him! REG: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!

PILATE: My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it. CENTURION: Hail Caesar. BIGGUS: Hail Thaethar!

George Harrison cameo!!!