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@pyrou

I'm a backend developer working with PHP since I was young. Working with Laravel nowadays. I also maintain https://xitter.cf/t.co/m33uBLoayT, a DNS service for nerds 🤓

Joined January 2008
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C’est quoi la procédure pour ne plus subir vos spams en RCS @Orange_France ?
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Laravel New has relaunched!!!! Start a project today. laravelnew.com/
laravel new — the official anthem of never shipping

laravel new — the official anthem of never shipping

If you're feeling blue, just laravel new. A music video for Ian Landsman and every developer addicted to throwing away their code and starting over.

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Des tarifs 45% plus cher quand t’es client fidèle chez @Hostinger et cerise sur le gâteau, les codes promos te sont refuser. Pour moi c’est terminé. Fin octobre: sayonara 🫡 Tarif « client fidèle » vs « nouveau pigeon » :
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L’autre moitié n’en a juste pas conscience
Souveraine Tech (@SouveraineTech) profile pictureSouveraine Tech
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🧨💥 La moitié des entreprises françaises, allemandes et britanniques affirment qu’elles ne pourraient poursuivre leur activité plus d’une journée si les États-Unis coupaient leur accès à leurs services numériques. #killswitch
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📣 The moment is here. 📣 TypeScript 7 is officially released! 7️⃣ devblogs.microsoft.com/types…
Announcing TypeScript 7.0 - TypeScript

Announcing TypeScript 7.0 - TypeScript

Today we are proud to announce the availability of TypeScript 7, a 10x faster native port of TypeScript! Since its early days, TypeScript has promised to

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You loved #RollerCoasterTycoon ? You love mini motorways ? I merged both ! github.com/pyrou/tinytraffic… Try it out, and give some github stars⭐️
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Beat my 4190 score on TinyTrafficTown, a little game done in one hour by #Claude #Fable 5. pyrou.github.io/tinytraffict…

Tiny Traffic Town

A tiny isometric traffic-management game with big late-90s energy. Connect colorful houses to matching businesses and watch your road network slowly descend into gridlock — 100% browser, 0 backend.

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If Apple made a car
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#Skills vs #MCP Quand on a le luxe de choisir on choisit quoi ?
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downdetector.com est down, mais heureusement que downdetectorsdowndetector.co… est là. Et si downdetectorsdowndetector.co… est down, par chance il existe downdetectorsdowndetectorsdo….
Downdetector - Check real-time service problems and outages US

Downdetector - Check real-time service problems and outages US

Check if services are down based on real-time user reports. Downdetector shows live status updates and outages people are experiencing.

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Every time I see Symfony attributes, I’m convinced it should’ve just been written in Java Spring 😅 MCP tool definition in Symfony vs Laravel is a thing. And guess which one the PHP Foundation officially maintains 😭
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Ce que nous proposons ! - Les respect des dispositions de l’art. L911-1 et suivants du code de la sécurité sociale 💖 - L’application stricte des art. L3261-2 et R3261-1 du code du travail ✨ - L’observation des art. L3121-27 à L3121-31 du code du travail 🤩
Ad (@Justice4Adama) profile pictureAd@Justice4Adama11 Oct 2025
L'enfer sur terre la restauration
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Running a #Laravel project with @pestphp and need MySQL for your unit tests ? You should definitely try these few lines on top of your Pest.php file. It starts database containers on the fly and tweak env variables to use them. Also support parallel execution of Pest ❤️
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It's true.
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"Y'a pas d'argent à l'Education Nationale ! On doit faire des économies !" Regardez les prix catalogues des sociétés par lesquelles je suis OBLIGÉ de passer 80€ la lampe de chevet QUATRE-VINGT EUROS 48,6€ l'ampoule QUARANTE-HUIT PUTAINS D'EUROS POUR UNE AMPOULE
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Programming should be simple
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No ads. No trackers. No subscriptions. No Cost. Just wallpapers. basicappleguy.com
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POV: t’es PDG et tu t’en balek à un level stratosphérique
Xavier Niel (@Xavier75) profile pictureXavier Niel
@Xavier7518 Sep 2024
Replying to @miasbymias
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A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him: - Do you really know how to play guitar? - Yeah! - What's your favorite band? - Guns N' Roses What happens next is incredible.
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La dinguerie.. c’est limite malsain 😅
Pappers (@get_pappers) profile picturePappers@get_pappers13 Jun 2024
Nous dévoilons aujourd'hui un nouveau projet avec la même recette : fournir gratuitement une donnée peu transparente ou vendue à prix d'or ! Découvrez Pappers Immobilier : la première plateforme transparente, gratuite et complète dédiée à l'immobilier immobilier.pappers.fr/
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