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johnnys armpit
Joined February 2018
Replying to @py0john
hello everyone here from oppenheimer
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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this video from tiktok is fucking killing me
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youre telling me you cowardly fucks would just roll over and allow like... the americans to colonise? come on now lets be serious
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боюсь если марк увидит картинку где он подписан как иуда у него случится религиозный психоз
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When you high as hell but someone knocked on the door so you gotta lock in
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i keep coming back to this video because this is the perfect music. whatever you think is playing is incorrect and when you hear it it’s way better than you could’ve imagined
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for anyone in the UK wondering… 🇬🇧 “Primetime” releases October 30th, and “You Can See Everything” releases November 20th !
Back to back
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su albumlerden pullayacagin kisinin uye olmama ihtimali o kadar yuksek ki anlatamam
mail de hoje: álbuns que estou recebendo depois de 6 ANOS de ceg ❤️
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nah bc the waltzers absolutely are this bad
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A SOUTH KOREAN BASKETBALL PLAYER, GOT HIS HEADBAND BANNED FOR BREAKING THE RULES AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED TAPING HIS HAIR DOWN WITH KINESIO TAPE the commentator losing it while his coach just stood there speechless makes this 10х funnier Im crying😭😭
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Question: Why are A&E waiting times through the roof…. Answer:
Hello @Deliveroo. Please stop encouraging your delivery partners to staple their bags for food. It is dangerous. I have just cut myself, and now I am in A and E as I am scared of sepsis.
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theyre called A24 because they take A 24 month break before releasing their movies outside the fucking united states
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you can tell americans genuinely think they deserve to live
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the things we did in Ixia #deadlock #deadmandanny #deadlockart
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my zone korean version is soooooo nostaligic to me
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Hideo Kojima approaching Norman Reedus for a new video game idea in 2016
You’re so beautiful. I just imagined you pregnant and started tearing up
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Accidentally typed "HH" instead of "GG" fucking kill me
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black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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i hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being omega taeyong from the elle photoshoot for halloween 😒
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