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29, chronically online, bts, and mental illness ————am I a man? or am I a muppet ——————————— If I’m a Muppet, then I’m a very manly Muppet ———

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
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I hate being autistic literally every interaction feels like this
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i didnt know we had a hooters 💀
After 35 years, the Hooters restaurant in River North has closed. buff.ly/we0WCud
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this pmo so bad because i struggle SO HARD to complete care tasks and take care of myself but Ive NEVER shown up multiple days unclean to an event. Having enough energy to go to the event INCLUDES taking care of yourself beforehand. When I don't have enough energy, I. Dont. Go.
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smelling bad isnt a moral failing. But doubling down and justifying your need to smell bad might be
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idk if they killed ssx so much as there's only so much you can do in games like that 😭😭 and im saying that as someone whose deadass first video game was SSX Tricky
EA IN A NUTSHELL: KILLED MASS EFFECT. KILLED DRAGON AGE. KILLED DEAD SPACE. KILLED MEDAL OF HONOR. KILLED NEED FOR SPEED. KILLED BURNOUT. KILLED TITANFALL. KILLED MIRROR’S EDGE. KILLED ANTHEM. KILLED SPORE. KILLED SSX. KILLED ARMY OF TWO. KILLED SIMCITY. KILLED COMMAND & CONQUER.
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lol the idea of thinking our justice system isn't already at the brink. We are already there! there is nothing brining us to the brink! or have you blacked out the last two summers of us just trafficking people out of the country? (if theyre lucky and didnt just die)
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allie retweeted
you can go into an instagram comment section and see both a blue hair pronouns hockey enjoyer and a macho toxic masculinity manly man hockey enjoyer calling Quinn Hughes a bitch and I truly think that’s beautiful
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Nothing tickles me more than when I say I need 8 hours of sleep and a parent of a toddler retorts, “8 hours?!! Ha, what’s 8 hours??” Baby, I built this life brick by brick. That is just one of many reasons I don’t have kids. You made your choices!! Kids affect sleep!!
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holy shit why were unvaccinated livestock anywhere near the general population ?? like we have livestock rabies vaccines. The company should absolutely be held financially and criminally responsible and if its not legally a requirement for petting zoos it's gotta be
More than 200 people have potentially been exposed statewide to rabies via the mobile petting zoo’s baby goats, North Carolina state health officials say.  Read more: wgntv.com/news/petting-zoo-e…
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okay so just because you havent consumed and/or understood the media that talked about this, doesn't mean it hasn't been talked about 😭*this has been talked about youre just 21 dot jpeg*
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its been awhile since i had a cough that kept me up 0/10 im tired of my chest tickling too
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walking to soldier field Friday a lady turning right at a light honked at me and I very politely told her I had the walk and to go fuck herself. Like I had ten seconds left babes Ill fucking stand here in front of your car.
someone almost hit me because he was turning at the stop sign instead of stopping and i was crossing the street. i didn’t even say anything, just put my hands up, and he started screaming at me about not giving a fuck and to hurry up.
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city drivers are the worse like bro you didnt have to drive a car if its going to make you this stupid
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slams the want button
bizarre dream in which the L was extended to japan. only japan. nowhere else
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still there
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Michiganders (at least SE Michigan in my experience) know and use "dart" but not "hacking a dart" afaik just "smoking a dart"
Didn’t realize “hacking a dart” was a Canadianism until I said it to an American and got a blank stare back
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when im trying to get my word count up...
A rescued Beluga whale that was relocated to the Shedd Aquarium has died, aquarium staff said Wednesday. blockclubchi.co/4zBwRQI
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ACAB means ACAB, not just american cops.
Güney Kore birkaç gündür korkunç bir olayla çalkalanıyor. Jeju adasında Mayıs ayında ailesi tarafından kayıp olarak bildirilen genç bir kadının cesedi bulundu. ancak işin korkunç tarafı, kayıp ihbarının hemen ardından bir polisin aile ile iletişime geçerek kızlarıyla temas kurulduğunu, güvende olduğunu, onları görmek istemediğini söylemesi. böylece arama çalışmaları duruyor. yaklaşık üç ay sonra vakaya bakan başka bir polisin araştırmaları sonucu kadının cesedine ulaşılıyor, hem de 10 yıldır yaşadığı yerin sadece 1 km uzağında. vakaya bakan ilk polis sadece yalan söylemekle kalmamış tüm kamera görüntülerini de yok etmiş. bu olayın ardından yine kayıp olarak bildirilen bir erkek cesedine ulaşılıyor ve onun vakasına da aynı polisin baktığı ortaya çıkıyor. bu polisin 200’ü aşkın kayıp olayının bu şekilde üstünü örttüğü düşünülüyor. Jeju adasında son 3 yılda yaklaşık 3000 kayıp olduğu söyleniyor.
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There were a lot of terrible things that got us into this egregious place with our current level of textile waste, but one was absolutely people framing personal style as a human right, and treating shopping as an act of liberation and buying fewer clothes as oppression.
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