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ELIO | MDNI | psd by kaijucat
Joined June 2025
Thereโ€™s something ๐‘พ๐‘น๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐‘พ๐‘ฐ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ ๐‘ด๐‘ฌ. An ๐‘ฌ๐‘ด๐‘ท๐‘ป๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฌ๐‘บ๐‘บ.
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( Yelenaโ€™s hold tightens slowly, arms folding up to lock around Natโ€™s and squeeze her shoulders. Sometimes itโ€™s as though she withdraws into her younger self around her sister, small and vulnerable. Only because she feels safe. ) Sometimes I feel I cannot do this anymore.
everything โ€” ? well that doesnโ€™t sound good . ( the older widow frowns , immediately pulling her sister into a tight hug . maybe they both needed it . ) you donโ€™t have to carry that all alone , yโ€™know . whatโ€™s going on . . . ?
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Maybe everything? ( Arms extend to wrap around her sister, face hiding in her shoulder. )
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( a snort of laughter. ) Guinea pig divorce? Okay, letโ€™s get another boy one. We can still call him Lena Jr because now I want that.
sorry! just โ€ฆ sometimes they do. or they donโ€™t get along. they might not even like each other and might need like, a guinea pig divorce ( suddenly heโ€™s worried about the prospect of their pets hating each other, or worseโ€” cannibalism ) we could get two of the same gender?
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thatโ€™s my girl โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Florence Pugh calls out Instagram for blocking her post calling for seven Cornell fraternity members to be held accountable for sexual assault: โ€œGreat! Another lovely lesson to teach people that if you speak up about it, we will silence you! Good job I saved it. Iโ€™ll give it another go.โ€
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Ew. Eugh. That is so gross. I donโ€™t know, Bob, I will have to look into that because now I am freaked out. ( Her nose wrinkles, then her expression relaxes into a small smile at himโ€” because itโ€™s nice to talk about something other than Big Potato Stuff for a change. )
ive been reading about them! so i dont accidentally give him the wrong thing. ( wringing his hands together nervously ) yeah but what if they have like a million babiesโ€ฆ we would have to worry about that. or what if they eat the babies? hamsters do that.
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I donโ€™t know much about guinea pigs โ€ฆ ( she admits, with a little shrug. ) But I think if we put a male and female together, we could soon have more than two to worry about.
oh okay, not even bob jr? bob the second? if we have a bob then we need a yelena jr. mini lena. but sometimes they donโ€™t always like other guinea pigs right? ( he waits for her to give him an answer, playing with his straw )
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Yelena sucks air through her teeth when she sees the bleeding, then tilts her head back with slight exasperation, fingers interlaced behind it. โ€œStay there. Where is your med kit?โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know, probably?โ€ She shrugged, a soft sigh slipped from her lips as she allowed herself to remove the blanket from her body, uncovering her tee stained by blood coming from her side. โ€œI already cleanedโ€ฆโ€
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I have ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ด of weapons on me. * ๐Ÿ˜‡
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๐˜•๐˜ฐโ€ฆ he is Little Bob. ( She feels strongly about this, clearly. For undisclosed reasons. )
yeah tom the ham. he died like a year later because turns out they donโ€™t live that longโ€ฆ ( he chews on the top of his silly straw quietly ) did you really name him that? thought you wouldโ€™ve gone with a food name. like applesauce
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Tom the hamster. ( She raises her eyebrows at him, slurping her drink loudly just โ€˜cause. ) Maybe we get another guinea pig so that Little Bob has a friend.
itโ€™s busy now but it wonโ€™t always be. you could probably even go into an early retirement right? then again, bucky is like 200 years old โ€ฆ im sorry though Lena. ( he quips his lips awkwardly and shakes his head ) not really. we had a class hamster though in first grade. tom.
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Slowly lifting her head, lips pouted in her state of concentration. โ€œWhy what, Kate Bishop?โ€
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Too busy, yes. My life isnโ€™t fitting for a dog. I was away all the time and it wouldnโ€™t be fair. Fannyโ€™s with ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ people now. ( Sheโ€™s sad about that, though. Maybe one day, she can still have a quieter life. ) What about you, youโ€™ve had pets?
oh, thatโ€™s a cute name. and a cute dog breed. i think theyโ€™re all kinda cute but the little crusty ones have seen better daysโ€ฆ ( he paused, having to figure out who she meant exactly- who else? always val ) why couldnโ€™t you keep her? missions and stuff?
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โ€œHave you broken ribs? You wouldnโ€™t be in this much pain with a few bruises.โ€ Before Natโ€™s resurrection, Yelena might have brushed this off. Theyโ€™ve both taken more beatings than they could count. But nowadays, the younger sibling is far more protective than she was.
โ€œLena itโ€™s fine! Only a few bruises and scratches.โ€ Trying to lift herself on the couch, she fell back onto it with another grunt as she furrowed her brows to the blondeโ€™s scolding.
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Fanny. ( Delivered casually, as though this is a normal name for a dog. ) She was an Akita. I got her after my sister died. But I had to give her up when I met ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ. ( Resentment dripping from tone when referencing Valentina. )
( he sits atop the stool, leaning towards her as she speaks about it, a bittersweet feeling lingering in the air ) what kinda dog was she? what was her name?
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