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The only way to enjoy being on here is to police your boundaries with no mercy. Block. Mute. Protect your peace.

I'm not hungry; just bored.

On a par with Will Young stans.

Can you cook with pumpkins that are meant for Halloween decorations? I want to make soup but obviously not if it's going to turn out stringy and/or tasteless

Hotel hatred: Windows that don't open. I need AIR not aircon

Pointless contestant. If you know you'll struggle with being a Traitor then why agree to take part?

What. On. Earth. Is. Going. On #CelebrityTraitors

Off to London to be matron of honour for my little sister ❤️ Big part of my role will be Elderly Parent Wrangling.

A no-brainer, considering how much I enjoyed Trevor Horn's autobiography.

15.40pm. Getting dark already. I'm not ready for this.

If you're travelling on a 'new, improved' Chiltern train - bring a cushion. The seats feel like planks of wood.

Perfect. Drying. Weather

Discombobulated 🕰️ #GreenwichMeanTime

Be honest. You'd have given your right arm to be in the audience and on telly #TOTP

Was the talk of the school playground the next day #TOTP

Husband convinced Shaky did a prototype moonwalk #totp

Sharon Redd. Dead. #totp

Foolhardy move covering Bowie #TOTP

One of Girl Thing married someone from Westlife? I hate myself for knowing this. #totp