Software developer, entrepreneur, technologist, ambitious, and above all else; hilarious. In summary: awesome.

Calgary
Joined January 2009
@vlrny @standardtoaster @protospace @tonygrimes I'm assuming you mean today? I'm at work, but heading there tomorrow!
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Protospace, now with more door-bell. #protospace
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They simply built an annoying toolbar around webkit... and called it Safari
Never mind, looks like reuters just has pictures after they had already apparently removed osama's body.
reuters just leaked osama death photos.. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/04/us-binladen-pakistan-photos-idUSTRE74370620110504
Is there anything more delicious than the bitter tears of lefties after a Stephen Harper Conservative majority? I think not! #electionday
#electionday @pmharper Best speech of the night! Congrats!
#electionday so glad to see the separatists disappear.
#electionday Congrats Prime Minister Harper!!! Majority Conservative Canada! Great day!
#electionday Congratulations Canada! Conservative Majority!!
#electionday come on Conservatives, let's see 160!!
#electionday boo to communists as the opposition. In next week's election we need to pure this orange poison.
#electionday so glad to see a strong blue lead! Fingers crossed for a Conservative Majority!
#electionday sunnewsnetwork.ca/watch-live.html great coverage on right now
Two grandmas and a used car salesman are shredding the dance floor @ the met.. exclusively.
The idealistic fantasies pushed by these charismatic socialists is the harbinger of our collective destitution.
Considering the implications of perma-winter..
Regardless of relevance, I can't help the subtle yet inescapable grasp of.. 140 chars or less..
If only things on twitter were slightly relevant. I'm thinking.. it's pub o'clock.