NUFC, Vespa, Belgian beer(s). Once shouted "How man! McManaman, man!" at Steve McManaman, man!

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With all the shenanigans at #NUFC going on right now, I thought it’s time to get the badge on my back covered up. Howay The Mags!
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Manchester United are proof the Red Cartel doesn't exist. They cannot get anything right let alone be part of that - amidst what apparently is a conspiracy against the little underdog clubs. Unless a leading conspirator is truly this incompetent, I don't know what to tell you.
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Cartel media
Some thoughts on the mess at Manchester United, including the crisis of leadership throughout. The only blameless people are the fans. #MUFC
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Próst!🍻
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PR in full swing
❤️‍🩹 Bruno Guimarães: “I never felt so loved like the way I was at Newcastle. I hope I can have the same love here at Arsenal”. “I had so many sleepless nights… it was not easy at all for me to leave Newcastle, the connection there was special”. “I will always be grateful”, says Bruno — via @sr_collings.
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Lottie’s 1st Birthday! #Rascal
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Bruno Guimaraes on leaving NUFC: "I lost many, many nights of sleep because it was difficult for me, for my family. "I never felt so loved like the way I was at Newcastle. I hope I can have the same love here at Arsenal, the connection I had was unbelievable."
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Meanwhile in the Rovers…
Como VS Manchester United (Champions League) Penggemar Manchester United berkelahi satu sama lain sebelum pertandingan. 😂
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This is an affront to the name of Manchester United.
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Just catching up with this evenings results, and have to chuckle that fans of the biggest club in the werld were saying we were embarrassing England in the champions League last year. #Chuckle
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Great performance. End of review.
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Great tellying. End of review.
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MNF is such a quality programme on @SkySports . Loved @DavidJonesSky and @Carra23 analysis of Brentford-Liverpool and the Florian Wirtz chances created statistic
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WallsendMag retweeted
🎶 Her soul slides away but don’t look back in Asda I heard you say 🎶 #sally
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If you are on £25,000 salary per year, £700 of your taxes goes to the NHS annually If you are earning £40,000 £1,650 of your taxes goes to the NHS annually If you are earning £75,000 £4,500 goes to the NHS annually Private healthcare would be far cheaper for ALL of us. Imagine not seeing a doctor this year but you’ve paid over £2,000 towards the NHS…. Imagine not getting a doctor’s appointment yet you are paying thousands of your taxes into a service which can’t see you. I think we should scrap the NHS and create a much smaller organisation which ONLY assists 🔹Those above 60 🔹New Mothers 🔹children up to 18 🔹Long term disabled Everyone else can pay for private healthcare Premium private healthcare is cheaper. Those who are on low income can pay a discounted private healthcare which will still be cheaper than what we are throwing at the NHS. Stop worshiping the NHS which is a black hole of wastage.
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Match day. Howay the Mags!
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🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Top European clubs are set to file a petition to UEFA regarding PSG, the club rest their best players in league matches and uses them in champions league to give them double advantage, top clubs in Europe sees it as cheating. Man City, Madrid, Arsenal Barcelona, Manchester united, Napoli and Bayern Munich are amongst the club that support this motion.
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Enjoyed Alison Moyet at the Glasshouse last night, great voice and performance. End of review.
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Arsenal’s redundancy programme is getting more press coverage than City’s financial doping. We knew it was happening all along yet zero reporting of it. All of a sudden, an operational review, is a huge story.
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