@ptolbert

Dad. ⚾️fan. Digital Strategy Nerd. Journalist doing B2B Marketing. Baylor Bear. #AvGeek. Avid BBQer.

 Texas
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Joined June 2008
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Hi @tsa. Flying with two kids today. One of my kids has precheck with me but not the other. Can you help?
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.@NFL are you aware I can’t watch the @dallascowboys because of a pissing match between @NXSTMediaGroup and @ATT ??
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This is everything that’s wrong with local media: shareholders. Nexstar wants to boost earnings amid declining audience numbers and forces cable companies to pay more. For years they’ve been “not as bad as Sinclair” but now that NFL season is here… not a chance.
Patrick Tolbert@ptolbert11 Sep 2023
Replying to @NXSTMediaGroup
@NXSTMediaGroup you at everything that’s wrong with local media. You and your shareholder greed means I can’t watch the @dallascowboys with my family. @ATT when will my refund be credited to my account? @tedcruz if I pay for local channels, shouldn’t it be able to watch them?
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Is she the @SteveKornacki of #GirlScoutCookies data? Support the girls: CookiesFromEmily.com
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cc: @SteveKornacki
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Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts24 Oct 2022
The school in St. Louis had metal detectors. Police said the doors were locked. There were armed guards inside the school. Two people are dead. Republicans will tell you the solution is somehow more guns. On Nov 8, you need to tell them they’re full of shit.
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Everybody talking about Astros/Yankees strike out deficit didn’t see #TinyTolbert’s TNT vs Thunderkatz matchup this weekend.
Important #TinyTolbert update. After pitching a full game she was tapped to close out a second. She struck out the side. Please enjoy the adorable celebratory hop.
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elektra@_3l3ktr4_3 Oct 2022
the reason why we write SQL commands all in caps is bc it stands for screaming query language
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I am generally against the idea of people filing humorous amicus briefs, but this one from The Onion is outstanding: supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/2…
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Lee Halford@Lee_Halford15 Sep 2022
What noise does an airplane make? See reg for answer.
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Meanwhile the @Rangers AAA affiliate, @RRExpress have FIVE catchers on their active roster.
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Evan Grant
@Evan_P_Grant31 Aug 2022
There seems to be some confusion on the field about the strike zone. Angel Hernandez is involved.
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Hey @steverichards83 what is Josh Jung’s walk up song?
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Texas Rangers PR
@TXRangersPR15 Aug 2022
The Texas Rangers today announced that the club has dismissed manager Chris Woodward. Third base coach Tony Beasley has been named as the team’s interim manager effective with tonight’s game against the Oakland A’s and continuing through the remainder of the 2022 season.
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Here to tell you the roller rink has no shortage of staff.
God is punishing Greg Abbott a la pharaoh in the Bible.
Joey Palacios - Texas Public Radio@Joeycules27 Jul 2022
I’m not a meteorologist — but this is anticipated rain over the next seven days for U.S. from the NWS. Texas is basically SpongeBob the first time he visited Sandy’s treehouse.
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Fortesa Latifi@hifortesa25 Jul 2022
interviewed a trauma therapist for a story and she said "the strength of a trauma diagnosis is that it externalizes the source of a pathology – it’s saying ‘something terrible happened to you’, not ‘something is wrong with you'" and I'll be thinking about that for a long time
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Is MDW the new LGA?
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Replying to @fly2midway
@fly2midway is in bad shape. Very few concessions open and constant announcements promoting their food delivery service. Placed an order and it was canceled without explanation
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There are so many restaurants closed at @fly2midway that the ones which are open are slammed. Tried ordering ahead by the app they keep advertising and got our order cancelled.
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