"Dude, you've been flexing in front of the mirror for like half an hour."
"And? C'mon, let a guy feel sexy for a bit! Unless you want to come over here and help me out with that, hehe."
ya boy is dealing with unprecedented levels of art block, so here's a doodle to tide us both over while i figure out how to deal with all that
✨Ptero✨ retweeted
idk what goes on behind the scenes at the vandahl trading company but you cant convince me simon and talimun arent having nasty generation defining gay sex
idk what goes on behind the scenes at the vandahl trading company but you cant convince me simon and talimun arent having nasty generation defining gay sex
Protecting Tyria is a grueling job, but it's made a bit easier by having a gaggle of poorly adjusted, potentially psychopathic friends by your side ✨
The heat gets to everyone, no exceptions, but when the man's in heat, in the heat, then someone's walking out of the room pregnant
✨Ptero✨ retweeted
dear nintendo: release the new fire emblem now or i will keep drawing jester with fat tits. there's only like two people into it, i'm one of them and the other one is missing assumed dead. this is a threat.
✨Ptero✨ retweeted
Ursula walking into the Vandahl trading co. Offices wearing a pencil skirt with her lace sleeves and deep cleavage ready to calculate how much money has Talimun spent on buying jockstraps, chains, and bribing people:





















