@pterodactyl

FLYING REPTILE. Silently using the bathroom since the Jurassic Period. Ross loves me.

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Joined March 2014
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SCCCCRRREEEEAWWWWWKKKK
Washingtonian Problems@WashProbs8 Feb 2023
Caption this
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visited my family tree and payed respect to my ancestors yesterday @AMNH 🙏
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ok i guess
Mc Satan@McS8N20 Aug 2019
Retweet if you are- -Gay -Straight -Pan -A ZEBRA -Black -White -Brown -A PTERODACTYL -Following me -Mclovin me -Happy -Depressed -In love with Elmo -In school -graduated -IN MCLOVE WITH SOMEBODY WHO WILL NEVER MCLOVE YOU BACK -On Twitter
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wow.
The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal27 Nov 2018
🦖☄
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omg it me 😭
Nathan W Pyle
@nathanwpyle27 Nov 2018
saddest thing I’ve drawn
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Too soon 😭 #FossilFriday
thanks for the shoutout #notadino
HQ Trivia@hqtrivia27 Jul 2018
Missing Dinosaur Trivia Night at 9p ET would be a tyrannosaurus wreck!
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@walruslifestyle 😳
@AIexThaGreat SCCCRRREEEEAAAWWWWWWK
@nightlightsafi SCCCRRREEEEAAAWWWWWWK
@KellicTiger SCCCRRREEEEAAAWWWWWWK
@baetista__ happens to the best of us
@DEADGlNGER @ODDSCILLA Austin
@GoldWindRequiem SCCCRRREEEEAAAWWWWWWK
@loserassmom my mom thought it was pretty 😔
@Wrongoutloud #tbt
@mismorgenstern @Kat_McNamara @DomSherwood1 @McGsWonderland @ShadowhuntersTV @ABCFamily SCCCRRREEEEAAAWWWWWWK
@enjolrvs me too
@tinaDange that makes two of us
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Casting Supervisor for next Jurassic Park, I am available to play pterodactyl who carries off @ATXPoprocks don't call me I don't have phone
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