you can now buy books from my shop over ssh.
ssh shop.dungeonbooks.com
the funniest thing in the box is this postcard you can give to ur friend for having the basic brain power to comprehend avalon hill games.
the lore of this game Wizard’s Quest is ridiculous. 4 warlords were fighting over the continent of marnon for literally thousands of years and this wizard got so fed up with their shit, he came and stole each warlord’s most prized possession and put them in random places, and spawned orcs everywhere, and whoever wins becomes the rightful ruler of marnon.
and the wizard calls himself “The Peacemaker”
the lore of this game Wizard’s Quest is ridiculous. 4 warlords were fighting over the continent of marnon for literally thousands of years and this wizard got so fed up with their shit, he came and stole each warlord’s most prized possession and put them in random places, and spawned orcs everywhere, and whoever wins becomes the rightful ruler of marnon.
and the wizard calls himself “The Peacemaker”
still think about the spirited away scene where haku feeds chihiro some rice balls after she went thru hell the night before and saw her parents turn into pigs the morning after. like she finally had some time to decompress and take in the reality. and these massive globs of tears just keep coming out of her eyes, like the way they animated her ugly crying it was so ridiculous the size of her tears, all while bits of half chewed rice balls kept falling out of her mouth.
i think about that scene every time i put salt and rice vinegar into my rice to make onigiri.
and then right before this haku was like, you should eat this, i put a spell on them. she was so exhausted and traumatized being all alone in a new world basically coming to terms with being forcrd into indentured servitude AS A CHILD and still trying to hold it together. so the first moment of respite she gets is this act of kindness she gets from someone she literally just met.
i just love the way they animated all the little details as she takes bites out of the magical rice balls. like each successive bite removes parts of the rice balls and the rice grains end up on her face and hands.
the magic rice ball spell was love bro.
order of the sinking star is so good bc sometimes i will be so completely stumped with a level and try to find hints online and there won’t be any so i just lock tf in and try some weird strat it feel so smart after getting it. and then there’s supposed to be 900+ levels? unreal.
like they literally solve the cold war bc their battle of the bands finale gets broadcasted to russia and china like be fr
i just love that this newspaper prop collection u can buy on $15
bro they literally went to mars with the power of rock and roll and male friendship.
Replying to @ptaranat
they literally have to face a trial in the form of their personal hells and make an unlikely ally in Death the grim reaper (who ends up being a huge diva). and they get reborn after bargaining with a higher power. and of course the bad guys ends up unwittingly helping them bring about world peace.
bill and ted 2 bogus journey is so good cuz while the first one is this irreverent boys hanging out with no real plot, the 2nd one loosely approximates the heroes journey, like they literally go to hell and back like some sort of greek epic.
i’m pretty sure somewhere out there’s a fanfic someone wrote and its adapting bill and ted to a greek myth.
i just love how internally consistent the time travel logic. bill and ted become omnipotent beings just by going, yo so after we beat the bad guys we should go back in time to set ourselves up with all the things we need to beat them.
like its a causal time loop operating under the Novikov self-consistency principle
bill and ted 2 bogus journey is so good cuz while the first one is this irreverent boys hanging out with no real plot, the 2nd one loosely approximates the heroes journey, like they literally go to hell and back like some sort of greek epic.
i’m pretty sure somewhere out there’s a fanfic someone wrote and its adapting bill and ted to a greek myth.
its so amazing that genki sudo is still doing his thing with world order like 16 years later like it’s even more authentic that they’re in their 40s dancing as salary men.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wwdtjg5x…
yo she jsut dropped another one:
“we used to make jingles and stuff, ppl used to get paid to come up with melodies for ads and they were so recognizable and catchy. now they all use AI for music and it’s not even memorable”
how are they so wise










