chloe casanova

my friend just ft me to talk shit and said “wait i can’t take you seriously you look so good rn” and i cannot argue

one of the custodians just said “ima start calling you wide open” and i was like umm what and she said “everytime i see you walking, you look like someone is chasing you” LMAOO IM SORRY I HAVE 500 THINGS TO DO ALLWWAAYYSS

the universe is so crazy because last night, an hour before all this happened, i was scrolling on amazon looking for a selfish purchase because ive been working my ass off lately and i found nothing i wanted so i gave up then boom cat on my front porch

well guys, he was not chipped and he is now mine 😭 i got him a little makeshift room set up and im reading nonstop how to best integrate him with mango and diesel

imagine the first song you ever heard in your life is ultraviolence

you know i keep that mf thang on me

dropping my kids off at PE and coach tells me how horrible they were last time

posted on multiple places, going to check for a chip later, and if nothing … i fear he may be mine thinking about naming him Mac like the makeup brand bc his lips 😭

i stopped him at first and we sat on the front porch and had a conversation and long story short now he is inside

i was getting ready for bed and something was screaming on my porch so i open the door and this mf RAN inside

that was quite possibly the worst day of school i’ve had since 2022

typa day we’re having over here

i feel like i just slept for 14 hours but no it was 8 instead of my usual 6

ngl it is a banger

so i do these little backyard tumbling lessons with 2 of my kindergarteners from a few years back and tell me why they begged me to put the clean up song i used to play everyday on repeat tonight

today i was discussing veterans day with my class and i asked if any of them had family members in the military one of my boys said “yeah my uncle bankroll is” to which i replied …well please tell uncle bankroll we said thank you for your service

THE BADDEST BITCHES AINT IN LAAAA

she’s cold and she’s cruel but she knows what she’s doing 😭😭

ek put lana on full volume in the living room and this is the nicest thing she’s ever done for me i am transcending

happy and inside looks so good on me