@psybermonkey

I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here.

instagram.com/suspiciousduckvt/
Joined July 2011
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*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'
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your bff alex@psybermonkey5 Mar 2018
The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it
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wild hartz@wildhart_z6 Nov 2024
I don’t get it. Are Americans just like… really really really really really really fuckin’ dumb?
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Felt like making some buttons for no particular reason
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You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails. Except the sails are on fire and nobody is coming to save you.
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Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name
Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓@BY19594 Nov 2024
We Understand the Assignment Too. 💙
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I made a Brian figurine, but I'm too afraid to show it to anyone.
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@ITYSL_memes thought it was a little pimp
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Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW
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[Movie theater] Date: did you sneak in Goldfish like I asked? Me: yup *reaches into coat pocket* uh oh Date: did you forget? Me: no but they stopped movin
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Sims loading screen advice lol
delta@delta_skeltah13 Sep 2024
If you date a person with a skill, they will do that skill in your house.
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Thank you all for the kind messages of support and friendly invites!
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A mod muted me for packaging my art so I made and packaged the mod
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I've never felt more presidential
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I'll vote for whomever mentions this in their closing statements
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Trump: Today the only court you'd find Air Bud on is the food court!
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Hear me out: Homeward Bound but they get eaten three blocks from home
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🏆Achievement Unlocked🏆: Your bootleg art looked so convincing that it got you muted from an art subreddit
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