i love calling my best friend's cat "my niece". i be texting her like a desperate aunt "send me pics of my niece rn." and she does. anyway, here's my niece <3
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stalking your boyfriend on instagram isnβt as fun as stalking a guy you have a crush behind your boyfriends back on instagram
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Man 90% of my nsfw followers really don't like any of my tweets unless it's a picture of me like holy shit you guys have 0 sense of humor huh your brains are so rotted huh you horny fucks
Pip's foster mom sent me these pics from when she found him and they're literally melting my heart ππ he was an apple tall are you kidding me
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said iβm too late to be your first love but iβll always be your favourite π
i love when my cat wakes up and he deadass looks like this. especially if he's been sleeping in a dark room and i turn the lights on

























