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I love when people try to give me presents. The ones that know I do my best to live a healthy lifestyle
But I read the package they hand me and it’s full of garbage
The mental gymnastics these idiots go through to justify their insane behavior is a study we should consider conducting
Nice try.
Hey @grok if you use the modern age of consent laws and broad colloquial definition of the word “pedophile”, does all of humanity or almost everyone have an ancestor that is a pedophile?
Bro, that’s not canon material. This is made up bullshit
Trying to justify any religion based on dumb shit that was just conjured up out of thin air is morally incomprehensible
Why else would Jesus come around talking about how it’s not a big deal? It’s OK now, bro
Hygiene goes way beyond your physical cleanliness
We’ll have a better understanding when the religion decides it wants to be spiritually cleansed
Until then, shut the fuck up
No one gives a fuck about how often you wash your hands
I hate when I’m looking at my phone and it knows that I’m touching my wiener
suggesting the absolute wildest things on my Instagram
Any woman who is capable of being at least decent enough to mimic Édith Piaf would have my heart in her possession