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David

@provokadave

#RoboticGang & Head Chef @Luxfordburgers in partnership with @deliveroo editions, Glasgow, UK

Joined March 2009
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Rangers fans give McInnes' men red-hot Ibrox send-off pre-Old Firm 🔥
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How can I get a copy of my P60? @HMRCcustomers
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When I was on my U12 club team in Southern California, we played a U12 Barcelona academy team. An actual one like this. Not one of those teams that just calls themselves a club team name as a LARP. We were a pretty good club. Won far more than we lost. They beat us 12-1.
USMNT Only (@usmntonly) profile pictureUSMNT Only
@usmntonlyJul 25
These kids in Barcelona's academy are 11/12 years old 😭
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@FFS_WhatNowJul 6
The best post-match interview I've ever seen! 😂 Harry Kane, England legend ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Replying to @PempheroMphande
Only this one is enough to destroy your so called goat
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Gary Lineker: “You can’t manmark Messi because he’s too clever” Micah Richards: “He’s impossible to mark” At age 39, we’re still discussing how to stop Messi. Do you know how crazy it’s??😭😭😭
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Replying to @piersmorgan
No he is sleeping in the bathroom 🤣
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The simpletons ruining it for everyone again. Scotland should banish these monobrowed miscreants from our game. Send them to play in the Irish league they claim to love so much. Scotland should not be shamed anymore by Celtic and their supporters
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@LimbzHQMay 24
Ronaldinho might genuinely be the only footballer whose retirement highlights are just as iconic as his actual career highlights. 😭
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@HLTCOMar 9
Absolute carnage between Cruzeiro & Atletico MG last night in Brazil. 23 players got sent off with the game stopped for 10 minutes after this incident in the last few seconds of stoppage time.
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Bajrami at the end , totally lost it 😀
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First trailer for the upcoming ‘JOHN WICK’ action game.
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@iamaylah_Feb 5
This Real Madrid goal is an absolute JOKE 🤯
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@LimbzHQJan 20
Preston’s Milutin Osmajic  8 match ban v Blackburn for biting Owen Beck 9 match ban this season for racially abusing Hannibal Mejbri Now he’s just headbutted John Lundstram Liability
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Just saying... 😂😂
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James Tavernier when he got home last night 🤣
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If Brendan departs at the end of his tenure, is Ange our man? 🍀
Barry Anderson (@BarryAnderson_) profile pictureBarry Anderson@BarryAnderson_17 Oct 2025
Phenomenal ranting from Ange Postecoglou here. Good on him.
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Ole’s at the wheel? 🇳🇴 Paul Scholes reveals he knows someone that has met with Rangers about their managerial vacancy that the media haven’t reported 👀
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Gazza on @talkSPORT 💙 “I loved Rangers” Walter Smith “you better get me a brace tomorrow” Gazza “I went to the shop and brought him a brace, didn’t realise a brace was two goals…luckily enough I got a hat-trick” 😂 (slight loss in signal but well worth a listen)
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'Why should the fans not be excited?' Hearts boss Derek McInnes on his side's dramatic Edinburgh derby victory ⤵️ #BBCFootball
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