Cashier at Target: “wow, how many tattoos do you have?”
Me: “at this point, it’s basically all one.”
Cashier: “what do you mean?”
Me: “a lot”
Cashier: “cool, I’m thinking about getting Captain America shield with maybe Hulk, but inside Thanos’ glove.”
Me: “can I please get my receipt?”
This is why I self checkout.
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I know 50+ young gen-z men who love freedom, sound money, and controlling their own destiny.
Zero are interested in a hard forked altcoin.
All of them are stacking BTC through the noise.
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No new highs or bull market until these pieces of shit fall priced in bitcoin
Price out the fraud.
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esse video curou minha depressao
Cute baby thought she was just a statue 😂 so he kissed her cheeks
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