As of 11/20/22, no longer posting content on this dumpster fire of a platform. For past activity, all views are my own, and ❤️s/retweets are not endorsements.

Oregon, USA
Joined March 2014
Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
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Mistakes were made 😂
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. @AMorbidPodcast We. Are. Sick. Of. Special. Guests. You JUST told us that Fridays are for fun listener tales, and then we see today’s episode drop. Collective groan. Selling out to Wondery was the worst decision you ever made. I’m done.
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I want to take a minute to address the time it’s taking to call this race. 🧵 The timing for ballot counting is exactly what we expect here in CO. All county clerks adhere to the statutory deadline for military and overseas ballots arrival & ballot curing—end of day Wed. 1/
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Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.
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We lost fewer seats in the House of Representatives than any Democratic president’s first midterm election in at least 40 years. And we had the best midterms for Governors since 1986. The American people spoke.
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Rachel retweeted
when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me
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13 days of difference, and it didn’t even rain every day. #oregon #willamettevalley
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Bibi & Fritz being picture perfect! ❤️
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Stormy skies in Mount Angel this morning. @NWSPortland
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I’ve got a giant bowl of candy ready to go. (For myself. The porch lights are off.)
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While under the influence of dental surgery meds, I bought a skeleton. My husband has gone nuts with it, including dressing it in my work-from-home clothes (so creepy)— including my PJ bottoms (so accurate).
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2.5 years after he said he didn’t want puppies.
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We are proud to be the scariest part of Halloween.
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I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some. -Me, working from home. Alone.
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Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look at that email again to see the agenda, find the Zoom link, etc. A million stars.
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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
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Why aren't cozy book nooks standard in all homes?
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