Good books, good music, good films and trash TV. Disillusioned by new Kinder Egg toys. Based on real life events. @Roan@mastodonapp.uk

London
Joined March 2010
You just absolutely love to see it 😍
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Dejan Kulusevski is back 💪
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Our Spurs side in N17 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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Il n’y a rien d’aussi BEAU au monde. Aucun chef-d’œuvre de Léonard de Vinci, d’Antoine de Saint-Exupéry ou de Banksy ne me procure une telle jubilation. C’est du chaos urbain à l’état pur, du surréalisme, du Jacques Tati en pleine insurrection parisienne ! La Panthère rose qui défie le monde, les deux majeurs levés vers le ciel, avant de détaler devant un canon à eau… On atteint là un niveau de beauté existentielle absolument vertigineux. Cette façon d’opposer l’absurde à la violence, de faire surgir le rire au milieu du chaos, me redonne foi en l’humanité. Je pourrais mourir maintenant, en riant aux éclats. Merci, le gars. Vive la France ! 🇫🇷 #PinkPanther #LaPanthèreRose #MobilisationÉtudiante #Manifestations #RévolteÉtudiante #MouvementÉtudiant #ViolencesPolicières #CRS #DroitDeManifester #ChaosUrbain #ArtDeLaRévolte #PoésieDuChaos #JacquesTati #Paris
French protests are absolute cinema.
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Michael Carrick’s next Manchester United team talk.
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This guy utterly dismantles the populist politics of Reform and Restore in 90 seconds. It’s actually quite beautiful. Take decades of deep-rooted problems in Britain and convince people that a relatively tiny proportion of the population is responsible for all of them. Housing, the NHS, crime. Blame illegal migrants for everything. Suddenly, you don’t need credible solutions to the housing crisis, NHS waiting lists or crime. You just need increasingly extreme policies on immigration. And by the time people realise you never had meaningful answers to the vast majority of Britain’s problems, you’re already in power, handing out tax cuts to your donors.
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It’s quite bloody easy to confirm if a passport is genuine or not
Richard Tice shitting a brick over a new undercover ITV & Hard Cash expose🤣 Apparently he’s worried he can’t even go for a shit, fart or tell barbaric jokes anymore So he’ll be using reforms dodgy crypo donations on legal action, again 😒
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Pronti per #ModenaVerona 💪💛💙 #DaiVerona #SerieBKT
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I love this story between Christopher Lee and Roger Moore about the time they were making The Man with the Golden Gun.
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Our Spurs side to face Man Utd 🫡 🔢 @krakenfx
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Lucky enough to have seen him live for Barca a couple of times.
Leo: "thank you for loving me so much" us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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We say goodbye to our dear friend, Oscar-winning actress Eva Marie Saint. One of the last surviving stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age, we are grateful for her contributions to cinema and the time she spent with us over the years. Our thoughts are with her loved ones.
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WHOEVER LET THE DOGS OUT CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Prince was asked to do a solo on a cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps and he showed up to the rehearsal and barely played anything. Didn’t have any solo ready at all and didn’t play one. They asked what he was going to play and he just said “Don’t worry about it.” Then, on the night of the performance he just looms out of the shadows and plays this. The way he pivots off that F# root note into Dorian mode is so good. Massively underrated guitarist.
They've got a music one, and a movie one too. I might do the movie one tomorrow.
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Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter” WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂
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Leighton Buzzard is full of weirdos
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post a video you never get tired of watching
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