PHOEBE.

— Fear not, for this fortune cookie says: ❝ YOUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT! ❞

Oh, that's hilarious.

Just a matter of biology.

Well, it's certainly not on /her/, and she doesn't remember any other parties being involved, so...

That's on him, she doesn't know why he's complaining.

Thattagirl.

So he should know he has no reason to worry about prerequisites. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

From where she's standing, he's quite successful in all matters related to the subject of her. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

Which ones? Perhaps she can let them slide. Just for him. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

It's a mystery yet to be solved. Is he up for the task? xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

No, no, for giving her such a grade in the first place. Magic 8 Ball Says: Definitely. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

A months worth of ’lunch’. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

Yes, that would have cost him dearly. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

Cheeseball. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

...is that really all he thinks of her? xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

B. Plus. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

Chuckling gently, she mimics his salute in an attempt to make him feel more at ease.

B+. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

EYE-ROLL. Why Is He Like This. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…

He's entirely welcome. And he shouldn't hesitate to take her up on it, either.

Does he need glasses? They can go get him some glasses right now. She has time. xitter.cf/holdheavens/status/100…