@projectunicorn

Amazing adventures from Project Unicorn

Joined February 2009
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Diesel's Anniversary video - Is it 'advertising' or just plain porn? http://bit.ly/g0iBH
Mmmm good... Maple bacon latte: a double espresso latte spiked with organic maple syrup and homemade bacon. http://bit.ly/FapEa
I am resurrecting Project Unicorn because this was too funny: Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns http://bit.ly/xqpGz
the cake is a lie http://tinyurl.com/49425o

Urban Dictionary: the cake is a lie

the cake is a lie: Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's...

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the Internet loves bacon http://tinyurl.com/d8l8vg
my kid likes kung fu movies. love that.
Oof. Ate more than my share at Espetus. Brazilian steakhouses should be visited infrequently.
I feel slightly hurt that 'smartbabe' is no longer following me.
Great marketing stunt for Snuggies - http://tinyurl.com/claupq. Thanks @dolphinzombie
weekend confirmed!
unbelievably disgusting http://bit.ly/12W2Z thanks @kriswehner
the switch to daylight savings time should be a 3-day holiday to allow for time to adjust
leaving Hotel Utah Saloon - weekend confirmed!
at Hotel Utah Saloon
unicorns use bionic eye implants to defeat dolphins - http://www.eyeborgblog.com/
that's a good pic. here's one from a couple of weeks ago: http://tinyurl.com/bqw8ba
a bar is a place to hang your ass / while contemplating with a Bass
i'm eating Tilla-Moo cheddar cheese right now. i'm not lactose-intolerant!
super happy that Wednesday is over.
Bar of the Week: Hotel Utah Saloon. Friday, 5pm.
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