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Former mercenary. Professor at Garreg Mach Officer's Academy. Likes tea and fishing. Please do not refer to me as the Ashen D*mon (Parody/No Lewd)

Garreg Mach
Joined October 2023
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I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War
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Oh dear if only there was some multidimensional girl willing to take it off my hands...
Replying to @prof_eisner
@prof_eisner 48 - for eight days, you are disgusted by gold. Oof. That’s rough for a mercenary.
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In theory, yes that could have worked. I have limited uses each day though and I did not want to listen to Sothis scolding me for using it more than I need to.
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I overslept, used Divine Pulse to undo it, and then overslept again.
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
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"Claude"?
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Byleth says trans rights are human rights
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Micheal who-now?
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Well, this woman disguised herself as a dead student in order to kidnap a girl and take her blood...
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I would argue that I am somewhat special- having the goddess' heart and all- so I assume you do not mean me.
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Lucas: threat to Parody Twitter Enlightened One Byleth:
Lucas: threat to Parody Twitter Nightmare Duc:
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Why do people keep pointing out my "blue hair and pronouns"? It is my hair color and a normal part of language. I do not understand. Is it meant to be a bad thing?
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What about it says otherwise.
What about this says 'twink'???
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Help me restore peace to Födlan.
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If I was hired as a mercenary and he attacked me, my allies, or my client, then yes.
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SHEZ?!
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"Of course, Leonie. What can I help you with?"
Replying to @LeonieAfterDark
[@prof_eisner] "Professor!" Leonie rushed towards him, smiling brightly. She had just gotten back from one of her patrols, all day she had been gone only to return to him. "Got a minute?"
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"Hm? Hello, Mercedes. Is there anything I can help you with?" She perks up as she addresses one of the students. "I'm just going over the lesson plans this week."
Replying to @AFaerghusCleric
[@prof_eisner] Mercedes smiled as she sat down by Byleth, having taken the chance to spend some time with her. She was all on her own, it looked to her that she might want some company. "Are you thinking about anything important professor?"
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