my body is a work in progress. please treat it as such proud san francisco patriot

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going on a date with a cute girl i met 🐜
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i pass until i open my mouth. not from my voice or anything but because i have massive gold grillz that say "tranny" on them.
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you think you’ve seen it all till you meet a bitch with an employment fetish
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blood test? aw man i forgot to study
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i had a wet dream
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why is everyone commenting on this
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If you’re autistic, sexting is the most stressful quick time event ever invented
I suck at sexting... I be like “interesting..”
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Replying to @CrustPunk161
They didn't even delay the game or anything, lol. They just scraped his carcass off the field while the DraftKings ads were playing and got the game going, while the bored crowd stared at their phones. Fucking bleak as hell.
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nvm he died
he lived but his girlfriend got the serious ick
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a moment of silence for a man who made the ultimate sacrifice in the fight for freedom, god and country. semper fi, brother. i will see you in valhalla
A U.S. military service member suffered serious injuries after falling from the rafters during a pregame rappelling demonstration at the Alamodome
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popping 60 mg of edibles at tgirl baseball and age regressing
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they’re all like “oooh you pass sooo well, you’re so hot and pretty and girlcore” and all they’re doing is lying to me to get into my size small tucking panties
hate it when bitches flirtatiously tell me i pass. you’re just saying that because you’re a pervert and you wanna fuck me
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posted something on pootreon
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he lived but his girlfriend got the serious ick
🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: WARNING GRAPHIC🚨🚨 A U.S. MILITARY SERVICE MEMBER WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER FALLING WHILE RAPPELLING FROM THE ALAMODOME CEILING BEFORE THE #UTSA VS. NAVY GAME. The soldier was rushed to the hospital. A horrific video to watch.
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transphobic parents will introduce you to their "handsome son" and she'll look at you like this
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hate it when bitches flirtatiously tell me i pass. you’re just saying that because you’re a pervert and you wanna fuck me
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AGP noel coward be like cone tits and englishmen
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yall just birds on my wire #bitternmoder
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pats bullish on lockheed martin and the usmic apparently drones arent the only type of predator they make #bitternmoder
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