Manchester, UK
Joined December 2015
Endrick: me gustan mucho los dinosaurios Ancelotti:
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“He’s got a Cagoule?!” 😂🧥 Today marks 9 years since John Stones signed for Manchester City! ✍🏻 🎥 @SoccerAM
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kincaid retweeted
Down one. No time left. Can't let the ball touch the ground. Game 7 of the Rocket League Championship Series final was unreal.
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fitness influencers be like
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I’ve got money on this guy and he’s rolling around playing in the sand like a child, does he think this is a joke? Get your head in the game pal
🟡⚫️ STATE MAN enjoying himself at Cheltenham this morning with a nice roll before tomorrow's big day! 😂😂 #CheltenhamFestival
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Somehow i missed what was easily the biggest addition. No fucking way
they added *110* new languages to google translate. we got shit like Dinka. Afar. Chechen. Udmurt. this changes the game
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XL Bully owners
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don't think thistle know how indeed works
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Imagine watching these performances and criticising Ruben Dias for the teams performances... he's been one of our best players, imagine saying "hey Ruben, you've made multiple blocks that have stopped a goal, is there any chance you could just try harder to win?"
You’ve played Feyenoord, Palace and a really poor Juventus team. You should be out of this by now. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves and just try harder.
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BBC 1 🤣🤣🤣
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Dentist: do you eat and drink things Me: yes Dentist:
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kincaid retweeted
riot trying to fix yuumi xitter.cf/TheJackForge/status/15…
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If you could pick one @premierleague player to become Prime Minster It would be ……….
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Boris Johnson’s thinking tonight
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Replying to @Jesanchez3
Class mate! Just told the wife and kids and they’re in bits! Eldest is rolling on the floor as we speak! Wife tells me “WHAT? Hahaha that’s so José Enrique isn’t it?!” Plates are flying in the kitchen, José🤣🤣 you at spoons later? Any bets on? 👀
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Mbappe next season…
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Erling Haaland to Manchester City, here we go! Haaland has passed medical tests as new Man City player today, he’s back in Dortmund. It will be OFFICIAL this week 🚨🔵 #MCFC Man City told BVB board that they will activate release clause [closer to €60m than €75m] in few hours.
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No crying allowed
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Sum up Ederson in one photo:
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