I've been trying an experiment at work and it's amazing how much more respect women get in the office with a title next to their name

「泊まれるモンスターボール」キャンペーンに応募しました！北海道の大自然の中で極上の睡眠を💤 #泊まれるモンスターボール @PokemonSleepApp

Denden-chan enjoyed a cup of tea while watching koi swim in the water at Shimeiso, a beautiful garden in Shimabara. #ながさきデンリュウフォトキャンペーン

Denden-chan took a ride on the @nagasaki_denryu tram in Nagasaki City. Hold on, Denden-chan - the tram might stop suddenly! #ながさきデンリュウフォトキャンペーン

Denden-chan was delighted to see his portrait on a sign outside @iwasaki0806 in Nagasaki City. He was even more excited to taste a delicious braised pork bun with his face on it! Is that cannibalism, Denden-chan? 🤔 #ながさきデンリュウフォトキャンペーン

Denden-chan's favourite pudding in all of Japan was Nagasaki Minami Yamate Pudding from their main store near Oura Cathedral! He shared them with River and Marshie. #ながさきデンリュウフォトキャンペーン

Not that I use social media much anymore anyway but it's time to move ➡️ bsky.app/profile/qcn.bsky.so…

day 1 of my week off, starring QC in "My Room Is A @SleeveKings Warehouse 7: Jesus Christ You Don't Need More Sleeves QC" not more medium square sleeves, anyway

I talked my siblings into signing up to play Alpensinfonie and now our group chat is like my sister (vln 1): gulp, I haven't played properly in decades my brother (cello): there's a literal unplayable note in the first few bars me (vln 2): *smug troll energy*

my 4-year-old niece brought me her alphabet book, open to the "G" page, to show me: "see, there's a slug" it was a gherkin

I feel Powerful when the CTO calls me to ask for information (in this case the information was "why did you cycle the load balancers last week" but it was still a feeling of Power)

the reddit status account: "currently impacted, we're looking into it" all the replies: "reddit isn't working!!"

If you're ever feeling a bit lonely, just think about how no matter where you are in the world, McDonald's nuggets have the same four shapes

Every year I go to the comedy festival and think "I could do that", and then I'm like "nah"

From the (rather misleading) headline I expected this @abcnews article to be about influential megachurch board members in a town named Prosper, but apparently Prosper is a TV show and the people named are actors.

Me, trying to work out if the cooler will keep enough ice frozen all night for NYE, which is two days away: "it says 32-hour ice retention" @PeterJohnGates: "OK, we can buy ice tomorrow then"