I feel sick 🦅

Joined February 2017
Started a new Skyrim game hell yea
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Just went candy shopping for Halloween These kids can blame the Eagles for losing 😭
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Holy shit what did I touch. My allergies are out of control this morning. My eyes are so itchy like a mosquito bite.
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i work night audit at a hotel, and it's closing for the season so my job switches to security. my boss says i need to patrol this closed down part of the hotel i think the fuck not. you couldnt get me to do this shit for 100k let alone $15 an hour. nope. not ever. no sir.
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Idk how to undo a retweet anymore
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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Replying to @ricksredmachete
you are a grown ass woman writing an entire thread on twitter shitting on a 13 year old for being nervous and not saying hi
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The Jerry Jones and Dallas glazing is out of control on this ESPN broadcast
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People making fun of me eating hotdogs like i didn’t do it in the middle of a NFL game against Champ Bailey & the Broncos because i was hungry. Anyone remember my stat line this game❔
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Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
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The hair follicles in shampoo commercials:
This is the craziest jacket I’ve seen.
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If the Cowboys hurt one our players with these personal fouls I’m going to freak out
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What about that face mask though????? #eagles
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Welcome back Saquon 😮‍💨
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Impact.
This morning at NE HS, the students spelled out QB1 to support Jalen Hurts. Jalen donated $600K to the HS last month to fund new air conditioning.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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*deep resigned sigh* go birds
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