Who else is "floppy disk" years old?

It might be called social media, but all I do is scroll through tweets and ignore people.

OK OK I'll stay this time

Back on here so I don't have to be myself 🤪

Is it too late to get a sugar daddy?!

Sometimes, the sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself..

Getting there.

I never understood lying, so thats why I lie to understand...

Pizza

Often wonder about the person who came up with the saying "when shit hits the fan" ... like, why were they shitting into a fan? And most importantly, did they take a selfie?!!!

What is safemoon?

Sexting and pizza

Speaking fluently in burp rn

You look like a beautiful project

I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing the ring tone." - Arseholes

You know what's therapeutic? Keeping your nose out of someone else's business!

You all remember the time when we were forced to go into work with a cold and infect people?

Went for a COVID test and they said I had a really good gag reflex, I almost flipped the table.

Drink water, eat your fruits and have a great fucking day!