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Joined February 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo at 39😭
Replying to @NoodleHairCR7
Ronaldo was so washed at 39 that Messi making them believe it's drugs😂😂
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Crazy dey on Twitter 😂
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Person wey never use 1 month for gym sef dey comment section dey talk about fear of looking like this. Okay now
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Happy 35th birthday to Zohran Mamdani.
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He can never be worse than Amorim . I won't allow you guys change history even as a joke.
this is the worst coach in the history of manchester united
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Cristiano Ronaldo what a guy!
Ronaldo was not as good as this at yamal’s age
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“misogynist “ but you still dey goon to woman video you never ready.
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This is the reason they don’t like Ronaldo 💔
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11:47pm 😭😭 dem carry kick & start obough come visit am 😭😭🫵🏽
Toy addiction is real and it can affect your normal sex life
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I flinched like an abused child
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eric cartman is unironically a good dad. especially when he never had one of his own
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30 + something 🎉 Alhamdulillah, we go again 🎂
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They made everything he was best at disappear. Celestial control from 60 feet — normal. 151 headers, 2.93 meters in the air — normal. 168 left foot goals — normal. Knuckleball free kick that moves three times — normal. Stepover at 35 km per hour, chop, rabona, bicycle at 2.2 meters — normal. Off ball ghosting, clutch goals in finals, 130 km thunder shots — normal. Because he did everything, they saw nothing. But when Messi does a simple pass or body feint, they put violins behind it and say we have never seen this before. Ronaldo's crime was being complete. Right foot, left foot, header, free kick, winger, striker, sprinter, jumper. A whole city of talent. Messi perfected one street. Left, cut inside, feint, pass. Repetitive, so he became perfect at it. Easy to memorize, easy to praise. At twice three score and ten, the body cannot carry all talents at once. So Ronaldo chose what the world needed — goals and winning. Then at 40 they came out of caves and said he was stiff, never technical, just tap ins. Every era kills its true prophets. Socrates for philosophy. Jesus for faith. Ronaldo for football. The establishment protects its own and decorates them. He was punished for being too complete to understand.
Celestial control
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Do other fanbases do this rubbish where their ex manager wins one game and suddenly shouldn’t have been sacked, despite being shite at their club?
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He could win the Scudetto 3 years on the bounce I’d still want him nowhere near us ever again.
📸 - MANCHESTER UNITED FANS DEFINITELY MISS THIS MAN!
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I don’t care how shit we are right now there’s no way in hell I could ever miss this criminal.
📸 - MANCHESTER UNITED FANS DEFINITELY MISS THIS MAN!
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No, we don’t.
📸 - MANCHESTER UNITED FANS DEFINITELY MISS THIS MAN!
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This was how pple were speaking about Young Ronaldo …. How on earth did we allow haters to change the narrative on this guy 😭😭
Il a inventé le contrôle céleste
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Replying to @Alfie1q2002
I’m going through a tough time mentally watching him play
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